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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.8s

Big guy, a liar, short name. Sam, Mo, Sol-

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.1s

...to just pick a finger and you show it to the person.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

2.7s

And it's a medium. Perfect.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

1.5s

...and doesn't read a book.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2s

...a hundred and fifty dollars.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

1.8s

And it's probably a union thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.9s

Where am I gonna get a fat guy and a cannonball?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.4s

...then come back and take a shower.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.7s

Someone's in a life-and-death situation, and we're thinking:

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3.8s

Maybe a haircut and I don't know, maybe this and--

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

2.1s

And he's always in, like, a certain pain.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

2.8s

...and then- George is such a great driver.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

1.9s

Insert a knife into the center and twist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E04 The Dog

2.3s

I'm in the book, and I have a machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.2s

After one date you try and improvise on a machine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.9s

...and a tugboat pulled it all the way from France?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

A hundred and fifty dollars? For what? For this couch?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3.4s

There's a little chair over there, and you interview them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

2.6s

I would say every two and a half to eight weeks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

2.8s

I'm guessing you're not a half-grapefruit and black coffee man.