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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Oh, yeah, sure. Keep your money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

1.9s

How come you keep tapping your head?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.7s

That's just to keep the men out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.7s

So you think to yourself, you know, you watch TV, you think:

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.2s

He keeps asking me to give him a high-five.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.4s

Unless you want to go to your place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

4.6s

- What? - I gave your ticket to Horneck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

1.8s

You get to make your own pie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.7s

And then you get to put your sauce and sprinkle your cheese.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.2s

Well, it's your phone. He wanted to talk to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3.7s

So are you going to introduce me to your nephew?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

3.4s

No. You couldn't wait to get back to your little conversation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

So the police come over to your house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.2s

Best friend? I've never been to your apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.1s

I don't know what your parents did to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.9s

...and in exchange Elaine comes to your softball game...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.3s

...is to turn it on, do all your shopping...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

3.5s

- You stopped by just to give it to me? - It's your Christmas present.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

3.9s

...not to mention, you know, your rack-and-pinion steering.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...is to pretend you're hosting your own little talk show.