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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.7s

You have no hot water.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan

2.7s

Because as the husband, he has the right of first refusal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

Your first reaction, or one of your friends, will say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.7s

It's not fair that people are seated first come, first served.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

The first couple of times you go through it, it's very upsetting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

3.6s

-What if it's Neil Diamond? -Oh, shut up, Jerry, just shut up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E10 The Stranded

2.4s

No, let's survey first. Camp here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.1s

...when the nipple makes its first appearance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

3.2s

They both, of course, choose to pay by the use of the check.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

2.8s

- And what's gonna happen? - Well, it'll mix up with the water...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.7s

Okay, I'm gonna check my machine first.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.5s

Don't you want to go upstairs first?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

1.5s

The checkbook comes out of a holster.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

3.2s

...who came up with the concept of the platonic relationship...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.4s

...in the first 24 hours, get everything out of my place and put it in storage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3.3s

Then to make it bloom, soak it in water for 30 to 40 minutes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

3.7s

One of them, her total was $8. The other, $3.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.6s

Yeah. The hot water takes a while to come on. So the best thing to do...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E08 The Pool Guy

3.1s

- You wanna get something to eat first? - No, I'm good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.8s

...but if I locate them, you'll be the first to know.