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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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You don't consider age in the face of cleavage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.4s

And a bit of a tramp, if you ask me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

2.6s

You can forget about me going to that bachelor auction.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

2.7s

And most of all, I will never forget that one night...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E13 The Cartoon

1s

- And you don't - - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.6s

And you can forget about watching TV while you're eating.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E20 The Doodle

2.3s

Yeah. A doodle of me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

3.4s

So you feel "women and children first" in this day and age...

Seinfeld (1993) - S07E06 The Soup Nazi

3s

I don't know. A lot of attitude, like he's better than me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

3s

Do me a favor, don't give me anything this year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E05 The Couch

3.8s

- What kind of a person are you? - I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

3s

If you are a waiter or a waitress and you see me in a restaurant...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E21 The Hamptons

2.6s

Think of me as a doctor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

1.3s

...and a bottle of tequila.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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And a black-and-white cookie for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

3.2s

Don't you think I know the difference between a pick and a scratch?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.2s

So you don't make a habit of giving to the blind?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E01 The Mango

3.3s

...and all of a sudden you get that tap.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry

1.9s

...and you don't want someone better than you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

1.7s

Don't you need a little help?