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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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It's amazing to think that a couple thousand years ago...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...life expectancy was 30.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Which, in our terms, would mean you get your driver's license around 5...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...you'd marry at 9, divorced at 15.

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In your late teens, you move down to Florida.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Well, it's amazing, he's 28, but he's still very alert.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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His mind is so sharp, you would think you're talking to a 2-year-old.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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When I like them, they don't like me. When they like me, I don't like them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Well, you've only got another 50 years or so to go and it'll all be over.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Yeah, how about a mute?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Where you gonna meet a mute?

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This is what my life has come to: Trying to meet a mute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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A deep, yawning chasm.

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What gives you pleasure?

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Listening to you.

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I listen to this for 15 minutes, I'm on top of the world.

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Your misery is my pleasure.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Yeah. God. I can't tell you how I feel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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- Volunteer work? - What are you gonna do down there?

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That's what I do with him.