My-My whole life, she was depressed for no reason.

Oh, my God. You're totally freaked out. You're totally freaked out right now.

She was so ahead of her time. She could have gone to the Olympics.

She was in a wheelchair so she, uh...

She gets all baked out and makes me feel like I have to impress her.

My cousin's a writer out there. Says that place is mad crazy.

So, anyway, she, uh... she fell back over the door...

Look, there she is.

#They got out, dear #

- How'd she do it? - I don't know. She wasn'tJewish. I didn't bury her.

Honey, I asked you to get the metal wheel out of the hamster cage.

Uh, well, my psychiatrist is my dad.

It's really amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter-inch piece of plastic.

Yeah, my, uh... My mother was a paraplegic.

Oh, nothing. Just hangin' out on an old boat at the bottom of a quarry in Newark.

- So, uh... - She can come. I don't care.

- She was anorexic, did gymnastics... - Oh, gymnastics Tina?

My mom just died.

I was the reason she was in a wheelchair.

who can't figure out a stupid hamster wheel.