have you ever been with a woman?

And when have you ever risked your life for me?

Have you ever known a whore to turn down gold?

I spent my life around soldiers.

Oh, I have not conducted this experiment.

If I emerge from this with my head still on my shoulders,

I want my death to be boring.

Now, I have an appointment with Lord Tyrion.

I suppose I'll have to kill the Mountain myself.

I still enjoy it when they call me "my lord."

When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew.

I would have killed the man who did that to me.

I was 16. My brother Jaime and I were riding, when we heard a scream.

That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army.

- I don't know. Ginger cunt, three tents down. - And he didn't have anything to say about it?