Me dad's a Muggle. Mum's a witch.

And a thirst to prove yourself.

They don't mean a penguin, do they?

Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk.

Codswallop. Professor Snape is a Hogwarts teacher.

A mark like that only comes from being touched by a curse, and an evil curse at that.

Ooh, We're a bit behind schedule. Best be off.

Mind, I haven't seen you since you was a baby, Harry.

You heard. Right. Come on, now, I'm a bit preoccupied today.

But some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year's.

And a thumping good one, I'd wager, once you're trained up little.

Who did this? How did you get in there? ls there a snake?

There was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.

Oh, and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself's going to stop him, are you?

He will not be going there! We swore when we took him in we'd put a stop to all this rubbish.

Troll! In the dungeon!

Look, It's the Bloody Baron!

Snape is one of the teachers protecting the Stone. He's not about to steal it.

In my opinion, best day of the week. Why is that, Dudley?

Second, to Mr. Ronald Weasley, for the best-played game of chess...