Who did this? How did you get in there? ls there a snake?

Troll! In the dungeon!

In my opinion, best day of the week. Why is that, Dudley?

But one thing's absolutely certain. Something about you stumped him that night.

And in first place...

You're meddling in things that ought not to be meddled in. It's dangerous.

Unless you'd rather stay, of course.

Snape is one of the teachers protecting the Stone. He's not about to steal it.

- I am. - Well, of course you are.

Second, to Mr. Ronald Weasley, for the best-played game of chess...

You could be great, you know. It's all here, in your head.

There was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.

He's far better off growing up away from all of that.

Well, he'll be wanting to see me. Now, uh, your train leaves in 10 minutes.

But some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year's.

When I blow my whistle, I want each of you to kick off from the ground, hard.

He will not be going there! We swore when we took him in we'd put a stop to all this rubbish.

Look, It's the Bloody Baron!

...and I knew you would be the same. Just as strange, just as abnormal.

And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatnesses, no doubt about that.