How you doing, boss? Merry Christmas.

- Family. - Parents are separated.

- Jersey's not my idea of a good time, so... - Fabulous.

First up tonight, you've seen her in the pages of magazines,

Hey, everyone. I'm Samantha James

Okay, and speaking of really really important...

- Samantha James? - Yeah.

No no no no. Listen to me very carefully now.

Samantha James is a crazy person.

Hey, you're the one that used to diddle her, not me.

It was one date! And I ended up in the hospital.

Have you seen this poster? Have you seen...

This is the hottest-selling poster in the United States.

We time the CD release with the show, we got a guaranteed hit

- She's recording over... - I know where she's recording.

Loud and clear. Yeah. Clear as a bell.

¶ Always in my heart ¶

- ¶ Looking down like a shining star ¶ - ¶ Shining star ¶

¶ Love from afar, love from afar ¶

No one, Samantha.