Pants off in front of the computer by 10:01.

Nice. What about Sheila? Are you making any headway?

We'll see. I'm taking her to lunch today...

Oh, whoa, whoa whoa. Don't... don't do that.

See when a girl decides that you're her friend,

You become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes,

like her brother. Or a lamp.

Oh. Take that guy, for example.

No, I mean the guy that wishes they were a couple.

call Sheila, Ray. Call her right now.

Play the entire thing aloof and no matter what you do, kiss her at the end.

Hi.

Hope you're not too late. You may already be girlfriends.

If you feel yourself going there, walk away.

Some chick f'd me up in high school bad.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse you!

How could you do that to your boyfriend?

Oh, no no no, I never said that, Lindsay. I wouldn't do that.

I do.