But people say Joe Dirt's a weird name, and how cool am I?

I guess this is the place. Buffalo Bob's kind of a weird name.

Real name's Tim. How can I help you?

But see, I don't know their last name.

they don't really mean what they say.

- What'd you say your name was? - Joe Dirt.

You're cool.

Right. I got a big bunch of names.

Hey, wait... Am I... Am I on? I'm on?

But if a girl answers, her name's Brandy. Give her your info.

and that's when things got a little weird.

How am I weird?

But I'm not how they say I am.

Dang! That's cool.

But anyway, did you get the names you wanted?

It's a meteorite. Check it out! That's cool!