Tree falling in the woods. Tree falling in the woods. Tree falling....

a tree falls over...

Now here's a tree. This here is a tree.

This here is a tree.

This isn't one of those trees that all the needles falls off, is it?

Fall back, this planet...

Fall far from the tree?

Big tree fall hard, right?

( Tree trunk creaks and falls )

- Haven't you got a big tree? - Hell, this ain't no tree.

This is a very nice tree.

This tree?

If a tree falls in the forest, you'll get three stories,

screwing her up against this tree

Now, you ain't gonna find no better tree than this here tree.

We shake this tree hard enough, it'll fall out.