the Screen Actors Guild and the Directors Guild...

You're joining the Screen Actors Guild?

Something from the Screen Actors Guild.

The Film Actors Guild believes

Alec Baldwin is head of the Film Actors Guild.

that certain members of the Screen Actors Guild are Communists?

By following the rules of the Film Actors Guild,

And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.

Alec Baldwin is rallying all the members of the Film Actors Guild.

to bring the world together under the principles of the Film Actors Guild.

You know, I once had to speak to the Screen Actors' Guild.

And this Screen Actors Guild card that says Patrick Swayze right there.

I checked with the Screen Actors Guild. They gave me his agent's name.

I had assumed you found me through the Screen Actors Guild insurance list.

the Screen Writers Guild needs an apostrophe?

I'm with the Film Actors Guild. I'm here to help with the broadcast.