Jim Croce - Bad Bad Leroy Brown

And meaner than a junkyard dog

Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle

The baddest man in the whole damn town

He got a 32 gun in his pocket full a fun

Is the baddest part of town

'Bout a-messin' with the wife of a jealous man

He got a razor in his shoe

All those downtown ladies call him "Treetop Lover"

The baddest man in the whole damn town

Well, the south side of Chicago

The baddest man in the whole damn town

And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown

Sat a girl named Doris

Now Leroy he a gambler

And meaner than a junkyard dog

Badder than a-old King Kong

All the men just call him "Sir"

He got an Eldorado too

You see he stand ‘bout six foot four

And he like his fancy clothes

And meaner than a junkyard dog

The baddest man in the whole damn town

Leroy shootin' dice

And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown