Jim Croce - Bad Bad Leroy Brown

And meaner than a junkyard dog

Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle

The baddest man in the whole damn town

He got a 32 gun in his pocket full a fun

'Bout a-messin' with the wife of a jealous man

Is the baddest part of town

He got a razor in his shoe

All those downtown ladies call him "Treetop Lover"

The baddest man in the whole damn town

Well, the south side of Chicago

The baddest man in the whole damn town

And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown

Sat a girl named Doris

Now Leroy he a gambler

And meaner than a junkyard dog

You see he stand ‘bout six foot four

Leroy shootin' dice

He got an Eldorado too

Badder than a-old King Kong

And he like his fancy clothes

And meaner than a junkyard dog

All the men just call him "Sir"

The baddest man in the whole damn town

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown

And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown