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And there was this white girl, Marissa,
Yes, yes, but, I mean, I also get that, like,
Oh, it's delicious.
Mmm! That is good.
just... just show it to a black person sometime.
I mean, I, like, fucked him once,
Do you just date Indian girls?
Um, I actually just wrapped.
Wow. Okay, that was your one dog pun.
Maybe he was a giant, and someone hit him with a shrinking ray
but they missed the lollipop.
Samosa Joe?
You think if I was a wrestler...
Nope.
I-I read all the reviews.
Yeah, just keep using their money, right?
- Wow. - Thank you.
It's like this lady just realized she's really into Indian dudes.
like, from the Isle of Samoa.
Ahh.
So I come back,
Have any famous dogs stayed there?
♪ Bee, ba-ba-ba-da-bo ♪
Yeah, that'd be fun.
and I'm the most offended.
You know, like an Indian person who just hangs out with Indian people.
and then I found out later that he dated four Indian girls before me.
Oh, so to be clear, on our first date,
It's just... it's only ten o'clock,
Fetish-y short Filipino girl stuff.
Oh, being a black woman on these apps...
Noah Cruz is not a 14-year-old man. That doesn't exist. He is a SISSY!
No, that's not what it's for. It's a dating app.
brother and uncle.
Ugh, huge asshole. Pissed everywhere.
- Who's that? - Captain America's best friend!
Hey, to the Scatman.