Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So the original Chateau Marmutt is in LA,

All right, you show me your messages, I'll show you mine.

I'm sorry. Can you be quiet? I'm trying to Snap this.

But I did, uh, date this white guy once,

Okay, so I know your job. Siblings, tell me.

when you see friends on these things,

Are you on the app?

Do you want to come over to my place and maybe have a drink?

and my date was like, "Uh, what's up?"

as he liked to call himself,

Oh, I get that.

Is horrible service the thing here?

But I guess not.

Then Samoa Joe reversed into his submission finisher,

It's always weird

- Whoa. - I mean, he was hot.

Um, what's up with the jar?

- It's not happening. - I'm so sorry.

Can we not talk about this, please?

I've been told my writing style has a masculine energy to it,

That's amazing. I really like cupcakes.

Also has a metal arm? Real name Bucky Barnes?

"potential for romance and/or magic."

Still kind of a lot, though.

No one else has ever been offended by it.

but are you Dev from Clash of the Cupcakes?

I am so sorry. Was that long?

but I figured I'd go back to my date

And then he drew two big old titties.

- Mm-hmm. - Mm, okay.

I love their chicken ramen.

I can't go to ramen restaurants, have people start recognizing me.

I was filming a airline safety video.

How'd you meet Rod?

Well, like, there was the guy who was like,

But, like, where's the line, right?

- Christine. - Hey, good to meet you.