HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and let's find a date where this would have happened.
-That's kind of exciting. -No, no.
Shit, yeah. Shit, yeah.
What is going on out there with those two?
You think that as a woman I might sense some disturbance
Okay.
Just be a man,
Well, I'll tell you it's all local
and you're the starting pitcher?
I will get you that pic, man.
These kids are gonna go berserk if they have to wait that long.
Okay, cool it.
My name is Dan. This is Amy.
The VP look like she's about ready to open up a vein.
No, Amy, they're not gonna let me through. I'm running out of time here.
No. No, of course not, because she hates punctuality
-It's wonderful to see you, too. -Just delighted.
Okay. I guess I'll just add this to the press release.
Well, I'm so sorry I was a little bit late,
I'm talking salad wraps and body mass index to these idiots.
-Technically, yes. -Oh, okay.
You're calling the Vice President repugnant?
You stole a car?
Are you a starting pitcher?
Not too much longer, we'll get the group shot taken
-Oh, sure. -Yeah. Some wraps, maybe.
Sonnez les matines Sonnez les matines
No, I'm sorry, sir. We have no comment on that at the moment.
I do know, however, that the past few weeks she has been pretty busy. (CHUCKLES)
Those yellow things look... So...
I believe you asked a boring question, Leon, and I gave a boring answer.
Intel.
Are you networking with an eight-year-old?
-You can lip read? -Yeah.
That's necessary. Thank you, yes.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Yeah.
I'm building up the energy right now.
MAN 2: God, what a waste of a morning.
Turn that frown... (CLICKS TONGUE)
So now what I need you to do is go to my calendar thing, please,
MIKE: I've seen you. SEAN: I'm a drunk.
It's not like something we have time for in the first place.
Selina's gonna be delayed at least an hour.
But can you do it without looking?