Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Honor to meet you, ma'am. -And you are Jake.

No. I'm still working on that one.

Do you think you can kind of do your magic and Photoshop me into it?

What kind of test do I get? Are there different kinds?

We're so excited about the Vice President's visit.

What are you shooting with?

Dad, Dad, I like beer.

-Thank you so much for being here. -Ma'am.

Okay, every which way but douche,

You take hundreds of pictures of herons catching fish?

So I guess you're gonna be needing maternity leave.

You know, the key is in the details, though, Ted.

Where the fuck is coffee?

-Hi, guys. -Hello.

-That guy's a legend. -Right.

Hey. So are you looking for

-Lower that. -You're right, we need to get this over with.

-Good afternoon. -Good afternoon.

The pen cap. Where was the pen... In your mouth? Did you put it in your mouth?

Let me take this and I'm gonna be right back. I'm so sorry. Pardon me.

Listen, the Veep and l are gonna have our photo taken

-Yeah, a little bit so we're not all on one side. -Just so we're not all on one side.

-Sorry. -Oh, no. It's fine.

Look at you guys making juice.

Leon said it in reference to you firing the Secret Service agent.

The press know about this.

Okay. I assume he's in on this.

I can't move my lips.

-Oh, darn it. -I know.

-This is what we're gonna do. -What?

-Leon. -Go away. Why are you here?

I think we should just knock off the kid thing...

is if she's assassinated before she starts showing.