Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's a very emotive term, sir, and a little prissy, I might add.

That's like carbon offsetting.

No. My first thought was, There goes your figure.

I just love that.

The Vice President is here.

And the Vice President turned to me and said,

I'm glad you're right on top of that. I can see you, Mike.

I just can't open it the way you do.

Okay, everyone say Orioles.

-That's what we're doing. -Oh, isn't this cute?

If you’re happy and you know it And you really wanna show it

I forgot to find out something about the players.

Hey, Jimmy fucking Olsen,

-Pretty cool, right? Yeah. -KIDS: Yay.

You back to DC. tonight, Gary?

Can you get me a real coffee instead of this fucking beige paint they're serving, okay?

Granted, on a good night that's one and the same, but still.

You're very, very pregnant.

Okay, I just wanna give you a heads-up, all right?

-What's the delay? -It's not much longer, ma'am.

MIKE: Hey, Jonah. How's the weather up there in your asshole?

Is she really pregnant?

-Orioles! -Great.

Could you lip read earlier when I was talking about you to Amy?

And it's gonna have to be a big one.

The next gentleman... Oh, that’s Jim Palmer.

Right, but I have a 1D.

-Problem? -There's a gas main leak.

I could probably have unprotected sex with 30 men,

They've been complaining all day