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-This is awesome! -You know what, Mike?
stand up, get the fucking ring, all right?
You see one mound or three mounds?
-and it's all organic. -Wow.
It's his feely, little, touchy, hot hands.
He said that the press is saying you are pregnant.
with the Orioles players. Huh? (LAUGHS)
ls Jonah the dad?
Okay. Ah. Two months ago,
You're fucking kidding.
-You having fun? -No.
Hooray
I've got the Treasury Secretary calling.
-Okay? -Okay.
Sean, why don't we start with your question,
All right! Thank you for your patience.
I'm the Veep I never wanted to be.
-Hi. -Wait a second.
-Not a 1D? -No.
Amy, what the hell is going on over there? Are you listening?
So...
You okay? You seem to be phoning it in a little.
Uh... I don't know.
Okay.
-Madam Vice President. -Hello. I'm so sorry I'm late.
It's a possibility, Amy.
You are no fun.
What? Why am I repugnant?
...upside-down.
Okay, I just...
So pleased to be shaking your hand right at this moment.
-That is a lot to remember, Gary. -I know, I know.
If you’re happy and you know it Shout hooray
You know, I saw a guitar in there. You play the guitar, right?
Why would I need a 1D to shoot this?
Oh, wow! That was marvelous. Wasn't that great?
-Jonah? -Yes, ma'am.
-Yeah, I've noticed. -And his hands are really small.
Okay, okay, they only had three types of pregnancy tests I could find.
-a little afternoon delight? -No.
Mike, Mike, I wouldn't be smiling. You might lose your job.
Well, we have to stay within the stadium,
so we need to make sure right now.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
A while ago,