Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That committee vote on the Meriwether Awards...

Don't worry, we'll get your stuff back. Maybe the police can't help...

Just some personal items, trophies, keepsakes...

- That bad, huh? - I'm looking for an angle.

When I touched it, a man appeared. He talked to me.

You and I are related?

We still have no idea where the artwork came from...

- Shall we? - After you.

Don't edit my tantrums, Clark! I won't be responsible.

and not my native Kryptonian.

to bend him to my will, to break him.

I never did like that guy.

as I will, he and all the people who share his secret...

But that you should live to experience this, that is enough.

and yet, my private collection is incomplete.

I mean, it's too bad about that Meriwether Award...

I would've taken it and hidden it, and not told a soul, just like you did.

Something like, "This is the second time I'll appear."

Emergency evacuation on my count. Activate self-destruct mode now.

A real rabbit, huh?

"So dense it cannot be scanned for content or composition.

Definitely a family resemblance.

Clark, it happened.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to declare that bet null and void.

Will you? Just this one time?

And that's usually okay, but this time it's not.

You grew up on a farm in Kansas. I grew up in Metropolis.

"On a long road, take small steps."

Tell me about our Jack.

Then go. If that's what you need to do.

Considering what is to come, this is my greatest consolation...

- I don't. - You insist on tainting the evidence.

did this tan suit had a sometimey bitch with a big ass head? Yeah, a sometimey bitch with a big ass head that look like James Brown, Richard Pryor, Ice Cube, Master P and Bernie Mac mixed together

For one thing...

Now, it is my great pleasure to announce that the candidates...

I'm not gonna hurt you.

So, you do this for us, what do we have to do for you?

What do you think?

As long as both our families have lived in the area for the last three generations.

No, I owed you. I just hope this gets us even.

- Don't pick that up. Don't you pick that... - Clark Kent.

that will guide the ship through the maze of hyperspace...

"Definitely of alien origin."