Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Shall we? - After you.

as I will, he and all the people who share his secret...

I never did like that guy.

That committee vote on the Meriwether Awards...

- That bad, huh? - I'm looking for an angle.

For one thing...

But that you should live to experience this, that is enough.

I would've taken it and hidden it, and not told a soul, just like you did.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to declare that bet null and void.

did this tan suit had a sometimey bitch with a big ass head? Yeah, a sometimey bitch with a big ass head that look like James Brown, Richard Pryor, Ice Cube, Master P and Bernie Mac mixed together

Tell me about our Jack.

Clark, it happened.

"On a long road, take small steps."

Just some personal items, trophies, keepsakes...

A real rabbit, huh?

to bend him to my will, to break him.

What do you think?

- Don't pick that up. Don't you pick that... - Clark Kent.

I mean, it's too bad about that Meriwether Award...

Don't worry, we'll get your stuff back. Maybe the police can't help...

Don't edit my tantrums, Clark! I won't be responsible.

When I touched it, a man appeared. He talked to me.

You grew up on a farm in Kansas. I grew up in Metropolis.

Then go. If that's what you need to do.

Will you? Just this one time?

And that's usually okay, but this time it's not.

Now, it is my great pleasure to announce that the candidates...

Definitely a family resemblance.

"Definitely of alien origin."

We still have no idea where the artwork came from...

"So dense it cannot be scanned for content or composition.

and not my native Kryptonian.

So, you do this for us, what do we have to do for you?

that will guide the ship through the maze of hyperspace...

You and I are related?

No, I owed you. I just hope this gets us even.

and yet, my private collection is incomplete.

Something like, "This is the second time I'll appear."

As long as both our families have lived in the area for the last three generations.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

Emergency evacuation on my count. Activate self-destruct mode now.

- I don't. - You insist on tainting the evidence.

Considering what is to come, this is my greatest consolation...