Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, like a-- I gotta hire, like, a Pinkerton guard or something.

I'm saying you're making it feel like this motherfucker's Forrest Gump or something.

( stammering ) I heard voices and somebody creeping around the house.

Looks like he can't lift a chess piece.

Let me just get a run at it, all right?

I am a huge fan of your work.

You know, Mary, she's with this guy,

- "Moofti." - It's "moofti." Huh.

- Come on, come on! - ( Kenny screams )

- Look at you. - Do you like it?

Well, um... ( clears throat )

( scoffs ) What does that mean?

Get back to your life. Get back on the horse now!

I was given explicit instructions

- You're gonna try and open this jar of pickles. - Okay.

- Give me this thing. - Don't you-- don't you bitch up.

- You're right. - It's absolutely suffocating.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Are you a-- are you a plotter?

You need sunlight, man. You turning white.

but get one dress and I guarantee you in six months,

It doesn't look like he's popping Life Savers

All right, well, first of all, I'm-- I'm not able to afford

Have you ever tried one of these motherfuckers?

- Sure. - Why this outfit?

- Come on. - Oh, thank you.

- ( Kenny panting ) Okay. - Paula: All right.

- It won't change, okay? - All right, good luck with the fatwa.

No one is coming.

- Chappie Johnson. - That's a black man's name right there.

and-- and you wanna date-- no!

You don't have to do anything.

I had a little lady friend come over.

Look what's happened to my jewel,

Let-- let's just step back just a second.

have no caring about another human being...

It is the same thing! You might as well put the floor on the table!

- Funkhouser: Tap it, tap it. - Yeah.

and then carry your ass out of here

and you are no longer a guest here, actually, so I'm just now asking you

- near the front desk. - Mm-hmm.

- ( screaming ) - Is this a fatwa!

- Paula: So, are you nervous? - A little.

You know, her girlfriend's waiting outside in the car,

- They call this shit "overreacting." - Is the alarm working?

This is a surprise to me, too.

May I ask you a question?

There's nothing wrong with that!