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Good luck! You can do it!
The bottom line is this, Larry--
Mr. David, I have a very busy agenda today.
- Never fails. - ( doorbell rings )
- ( Kenny moans ) - Oh, my God.
- Sentence me to an orgasm... - You're choking me!
- Wow. - I'm scared to death of him.
Excuse me.
Shut the fuck up! I'm on the phone.
(HONKS CAR HORN)
and you don't see any flopping,
I don't want you to use these doors anymore. You got that?
they-- they dress like this for some reason.
- Huh? - Well, you know...
Man: We need a plier, we need a plier.
It's short for Ted.
You know what? I'll call her right now. How's that?
- Oh, you're kidding me. - No.
It's fucking crazy in this fucking room.
Sure. Sure, I understand.
Wow.
- Who wants a pickle? - Pickles! I want pickles.
- I know people. - You do?
- Hi, Leon. How you doing? - Hey, man.
What is this shit? What are you eating?
I met this woman in the-- in the hotel,
God, I love you so much.
What? I'm in a hotel.
- Thank you. - ...all right?
Blaspheme to me like you blasphemed to the Nation of Islam!
I'm just letting him know what happens.
- The fuck is going on? - What are you doing?
- What are you doing, Kenny? - No, I got it!
- That's really sweet of you. - No.
Aw, Larry!
- Yes! Yes. - Yes.
- Okay, you want a name? - I want a fucking name!
Yeah, give me a fucking name.
( Claudia grunts )
Wow, Lar.
- Yeah. - ( sighs )
The truth is I'm here to ask--
Thank you, thank you.
I'll take my second cookie with the tongs...
- Okay. - A little thinner.