Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey!
I was too busy looking in the mirror 'cause I'm so vain.
Wait a fucking minute. I'm not gonna be on no goddamn White Sox.
They don't walk around with their smocks on
- No one can. - Yeah.
This is-- this is really, truly remarkable.
I talked to the FBI guy. He's not gonna lie.
I'll drop dead right on this fucking carpet.
- Ugh! - You think so?
the team that threw the World Series.
Leon: Let me see that, let me see that.
Tongs? Yes, yes, I saw the tongs there.
Unbelievable. And now Ted--
of that Pinkerton motherfucker?
Velvet, it doesn't even dry you, velvet.
You go to your house. No one's coming.
by any stretch of the imagination.
Try and keep it kosher, could you?
- ( clears throat ) - You like bologna and shit?
- So, you gonna go ahead with this? - Yeah, yeah.
I'm a police officer, I protect your rights.
Kellyanne Conway!
We're Earthlings, we breathe, we eat,
Hey, Mar, um, let-- let me ask you something.
- Oh, my gosh. - This is incredible.
I'll see you later.
Excuse me.
You call this lunch? Take your banana and shove it up your ass!
- ( sighs ) - Mm, I mean, look at dentists.
You know what's going on with Ted and Cheryl?
You think you're safe in a hotel?
- Okay. - You should know that she doesn't give blow jobs.
Donald Trump! ( panting )
May I just demonstrate what I'm talking about?
is because I left my pajama bottoms--
We-- we were just about to eat, so I'll see you, uh...
or do something together soon.
What are these motherfucking shades, man?
Please let me know how I can help you.
- I don't? - No! People like a mystery.