Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Larry! - ( Paula screams )

Well, uh, Mr. Dancer,

Valedictorian, now you wanna be pickle boy.

- Okay, you know what? - This is a disgrace!

fuck me you godless fuck

I need some-- I need some security in the house.

Aw, thanks! I got it at Saks Fifth Avenue.

molasses, wheat, brown sugar.

- Nice to meet you. - Thank you.

Why did I have to fight him? You fought him for the pickles, too!

- Proud of ya. - My man.

you're doing too much!

I can eat lefty, I can brush my teeth lefty.

I don't know what I can do to properly show my thanks.

( stammering ) No, it's a game!

I have watched every episode of "Seinfeld."

I have my connections.

I like a soft towel, Lar.

- We need one more shot. - Give me that!

- How you doing? - Good, good.

- I hope you enjoyed your stay. - Mm, yeah, yeah, it was fine. It was fine.

And then I had the pizza guy come over. He came over--

...like you've been sentenced to death!

Thank you so much. I'm so appreciative and--

- need your services. - You do?

You know what? I'll tell you what.

Hope we can have lunch or go shopping

You're gonna set me back two or three years.

- You're in trouble, Larry. - Yeah. Yeah!

- but I'll let you have it. - I wasn't making a moment.

This is his ejaculator, okay?

I'm gonna have to put you on hold for a second.

- Funkhouser: Let's do it. - Kenny: Yeah!

Yeah, and the worst part is the musical's off.

Would you prefer somebody from the Negro leagues?

He's just a different kid.

I didn't get a good run at it.

I know the consul of Iran.

and I think-- I think she could help him.

There's some partial truth to that.

Leon: What's going on, man?

- Here, put this around you. - I'm just excited.

I didn't keep you up. Just some normal shit that I do.

I couldn't sleep, was up all night.

- The jewel of the Funkhouser family tree. - Is that so?

- Oh. - I can arrange for that if you like.

( pounding on door )

Like I would wanna return to a hotel that's serving Pepperidge Farm cookies

I don't know if we have anything in common that way, you know?

- Even the what? - The "oals" from the fruit will fuck me up.

Imagine putting on a beautiful dress from Saks Fifth Avenue, you know?

I have enjoyed spending so much time with you,

and trying to pass them off as if you have a pastry chef!