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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- They're fucking delicious. - They're disgusting.
( scoffs )
Are you in charge of the-- the cookies?
She's a-- she's a prostitute.
I did a hooker mitzvah! It's a hooker mitzvah!
- Come on, let me take a shot at it. - No.
my nephew, who is an all-star pitcher.
so people can use their fingers and not the tongs.
( theme music playing )
with a multitude of strangers,
Well, I am so happy,
- No problem. - Fanta--
- Fine. - Okay? Okay?
Yeah. I called Cheryl.
- You just lay back and relax. - Okay.
If he nails his SATs, which he will...
your closet will be packed with dresses like that.
- That is it, sir. You are out of here. - Unhand me, you brute!
I think I'm safer here than in my house.
You're gonna fuck around and forget,
- Funkhouser. - Oh.
Oh, well, don't worry. I'll take care of everything.
Just to talk to her and see how she was doing,
It's no big deal. I got it.
Claudia: Here, give it to me, give it to me!
No, I-- no, no, I--
- Yeah. - Mr. Kenny, some lunch!
A walk in the park.
Put force into it.
( chuckles )
This is called the "pickle gambit."
- I really do. - Thank you so much.
you know, those red flannel pajamas?
- Okay. - But anyway, you're putting out Pepperidge Farm.
So now I can't have stone fruit?
- Larry: Huh? - Wow.
( scoffs )
Are you happy?
Cut your fucking hands off, cut your feet off,
Well, you know what? There was a lot of shit going on last night.
- Okay. - Was this whole idea yours--
- Get out! Get the fuck out! - Señor, he's crazy!
- You'd never know. - That's the way to do it.
- Do you think? - Well, we're both people.
The tongs dropped on the floor,
Well, I will go to that pastry chef
He was just voted high school All-American pitcher.
if you're asking me can you date Cheryl, I'd say no.
Goodbye, darling.
Really?
I don't know what's gonna happen
( car door closes )
He's filled with angst.
Leon: Larry, it's Leon!