Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...when a young man named Ethan became an orphan.
Get rid of this fucking baby!
♪ And Santa's putting toys Under Christmas trees ♪
...it can't wait. Can you just come out here for a sec and we'll talk...
Can you even walk?
Come have sex with my mother and my father.
Okay. All right. So here's the thing.
♪ Guess who's on the flyer The man of your desire ♪
- Really on point, yeah. - On point.
I'd love to hang out with two other people.
- But you're gonna drink tonight? - Yeah. For sure.
♪ Oh, what a Christmas ♪
We have this tradition where we wear sweaters.
This is the staff of life.
I got appearances. I got all kinds of stuff I have to do, Ma.
Did you bleed in my drink?
Yes. You need to not bottle it up.
- Yes. - Yeah!
Yeah. I really feel like I can do this.
♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪
Why don't you come join us. Come on in for midnight mass.
No. I fucking hate Christmas.
We will.
You like this woman?
That's not happening.
No, what are you doing, man?
We delivering turkeys to homeless people...
Where are we?
Yeah, man.
You guys have a nice connection.
I shape our nation's youth!
- Oh, my God! Is that my phone? - It is. Do you have my phone?
...and I wanna tell it on Christmas. If that's all right? So...
I'm stuck!
♪ Get on down ♪♪
I like enormous, almost novelty-sized dicks
I know, and then you show up here and you propose to me...
You think you can maybe help me out?
You have so much of your own shit going on.
I know you.
- Is that my wife? - Yeah.
♪ You know you wanna get down ♪
- No, no! - I'm a lawyer! I'm a lawyer!
- Just watch this. - Okay.
♪ Baby, please come home ♪
♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪
If we're being honest, I should apologize to you also...
♪ In the fireplace is the yule log ♪
But she said that you've been doing a very good job.
Miley Cyrus, this is the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me!
But it's been really fun, though.
Is that a challenge
- Wow. - Sorry. Heh. I'm being too much.
- Get in there. - Aww!
...and your fucking chubby little baby-fucking legs!
- Are you okay? You want a hug? - That's okay.
What are you doing here right now?
What?
Hey, it's glass, man. Why you picking it up?
♪ 'Cause I'll be happy ♪
- Hand him over, reindeer! - Yo!
Let's call! Let's call!
We're having a really fun night, actually.
No, no, no. There you go. There you go.
♪ C.L. Smooth cut it up like this ♪
You look like a crack rock.
not yet
- Mush, motherfucker! - Whoa!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll call you. There we go.
And I'm just telling you right now that you need to go...
Yes, ma'am.
Chris, I wanna say hi to you, but you're surrounded by fans!
But when you put on that costume and you portray Santa Claus...
So, what do you want?
- I switched phones with Sarah. - From work?
♪ Happy once again ♪
- Hi. - Really?
What is with this holiday?
Hi. Heh, heh.
♪ Friends and relations ♪
You know who you remind me of? One of my angry elves.
- But this has some serious shit on it. - I know.
- Are we supposed to participate? - No.
...and I don't want you to fuck it up.
This your man, Chris Rob, coming at you.
- But this is it. This is the last Christmas. - Last time. Right?
What are you guys doing?
Some company or something.
♪ Christmas ♪
I am such a fucking piece of shit
What the fuck is your name again?
She did Miley Cyrus.
- Hey. - Yo.
♪ Get wreck with the creator ♪
It's fucked. There's a lot of blood.
What a turn of events!
I'm tripping my fucking balls off still, and you look like a dragon right now.
You guys can take it down to the homeless shelter.
- We're at Chris' house. - What the fuck?
- He's gonna be a great father. - Yeah.
But it's okay. It's no one's fault, really. We just drifted apart.
It's happy. It's eager.
You used to sell weed to me and my friends when we were in high school.
That fucking bitch I’m gonna kill her
Oh, my God! Chris!
- Congratulations. - Mwah. Good to see you.
Bunch of abnormal shit happened to me.
I just hope that this nice young lady's vagina...
Yeah. Great.
And I love this girl. I'm starting to realize, tonight, she's the love of my life.
Good to see you, baby. Merry Christmas.
Ethan asked.
- That's a lie. - It is. That's a lie. Heh, heh.
- What's up, man? - Hey.
♪ To the sound that's legit I've come to make a hit ♪
Okay, she's dating this guy, and he got us into this party.
Oh, shit! What the fuck happened to you?
And that made me feel better.
Whoa!
Oh, really? Two other guys?
- Find the opportunity, and seize it. - Thank you, Mrs. Roberts.
That was nice!
Stop it! No, stop it, Isaac!
Great. This is your ticket. Please try not to lose it.
I've been on this dude's team for six years and he finally knows who I am.
Don't touch it. People wipe their butts on those.
Okay. Oh. Hey, hey, hey.
My gif game is crazy (crazy)!
- Can I pet them? - Go ahead. They're fine.
Showtime. Let's do it.
But honestly, I'm a little relieved.
Don't do this now. Please don't do this now!
Yeah, you shouldn't have let her go, dude.
Mr. Green! What's up, man?
...but maybe not so soon after saying I would do your parents.
Can we just not get derailed here?