Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...and that's because I wouldn't commit.
...you really have to listen to it start to finish. It's a concept album.
Nah, I'm good, man. Weed makes me paranoid now.
Yeah, no! Absolutely not! Of course not!
- Craigslist. - You got it from Craigslist?
What happened just now?
You know, it's hard to tell someone.
But I guess I was...
♪ None of his shit ♪
Hey, what are you doing?
- Tell her I'm sorry. - You don't have to be sorry.
It's okay, man. We know her. We can get your phone back.
We could be dead by then. We could literally die by then.
- Let's get that Grinch! - Let's find my phone!
No one was eating this tuna, so I thought...
Here, ticket. Okay, this one.
Go.
...but I'm a sucker for Leo.
Okay.
Check it out, playa.
Hallelur!
. .
Get back to the workshop! You work for us, elf!
You are now looking at the face and body of Red Bull.
Look away, dude. Look away.
- He has it. - Thank God.
I was really just trying to do what I thought you wanted me to do...
Hey, I feel like you might be gay.
There is some very sensitive information on there.
That's crazy.
HALLELUR!
♪ Every one of them that I know ♪
Don't pick up! Oh!
- Really? - But I got the weed.
Come on. Look, I got some whiskey.
What?
How did he get so good all of a sudden?
Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
I'm not fucked up at all, Betsy. I'm your rock.
Holy shit!
That's not what I meant. Sorry, you don't understand. That'd be awesome...
Thank God, we've been looking everywhere for you!
I'm your guy.
- I'll do your parents. - Oh.
We're gonna miss her at the office.
- Oh, no, Betsy's gone into labor, I bet. - No.
- Are you gonna be cool at this party? - Cool as fuck, G.
- Come on. - Oh, shit!
Swallow it.
Rudolph is kicking our ass!
I'll go.
♪ I'm writing you a letter And I don't know where to start ♪
They had to get Ethan out of his funk...
The Weed of Christmas Present.
Huh. A dick from someone named James?
♪If you try to step to this You'll get hung on my hanger ♪
...and it's actually hard to tell them that thing...
You're my rock, right? Can you be my rock?
Look at me, asshole. What the fuck wrong with you?
Absolutely, sir.
We've gotta get outta of this hotel room right now! OK OK stop the presses! Here's the exit.
I'm trusting you on this.
This baby is a bad fucking call. I'm not ready for it!
Ethan, you and I both know Miley was flawless.
It's the saddest shit I've ever seen in my life!
Not really.
I told her I was in Philly and I got a suite down at the Gansevoort.
But I'm not normal. You know this. I'm not normal.
Shh.
Okay.
Oh, I fucked up. I fucked up.
Oh, yeah? Listen.
- How? - Your fucking sweater.
You know what? I think they gave you a Crantini.
It's about this and only this! Nothing else!
Run.
...other than two dudes.
Jackie! Booth 3 requested a Robert Kraft!
Whoo! Pop it, girl! Pop that P!
♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪
I almost forgot, I'm gonna need some more headshots.
- This is great! - This is so cool.
Did Mommy and Daddy leave you alone on Christmas?
- I am digging this beard. - Thanks, man.
Jesus fucking Christ.
...and he doesn't meet you unless he's met you there before.
...is not half as big as mine.
Well, let's get started right now!
♪ Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth All the honey dips admire ♪
Hallelu!
But Run-DMC, I got to see it! Finally.
Cool!
- What you doing, man? - Thank God.
It was a false alarm.
♪ Five golden rings ♪
It's a tough holiday.
This is the church. Do you remember?
How do you know about that?
And he wants me to suck on it.
♪ We got ya, we got ya, we got ya ♪
You really shit the bed
Where's the Pukin' Hostile Barf bags !?
But just pretend I'm saying it right, if you could.
Will you marry me?
Yeah, she was great. She was great.
...but I don't wanna ever let you go again. Not now, not ever.
- What should I call you? - Hannah.
C-Money in the hizzle.
Let me get you a bag. You're gonna need a bag. Wait up!
We got to find my iPhone! It's the other direction! Wait!
- You want a drink? - Sure.
I thought the Messiah preached forgiveness!
Fuck! No. Look, don't call me an elf.
But everything changes, right? We all grow up...
- Ethan. - Ethan!
♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪
- Oh, shit. Is that you? - The fuck is that?
She doesn't let on.
Come here, sweetie.
I'd love to.
It is the Nutcracker Ball!
...and I asked you if you smoked weed?
Yeah!
Get off of me! What the fuck, dude?
No, no. You're the first wheel.
We did not kill Jesus!!
A strip club.
Be a rock.
- They're really beautiful people. - Spencer?
Since this is our final Christmas, I figured we could do it in class.
Not a lot. Just feeling good.
No matter what the light, the picture's right. All right?
Yeah. I'm kind of on call. Gotta keep my head on straight.
People's hearts are open. People want to forgive.
I was afraid we were gonna get caught, because you were so fucking loud.