Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Holy shit!
People's hearts are open. People want to forgive.
Will you marry me?
- How? - Your fucking sweater.
I'm not fucked up at all, Betsy. I'm your rock.
Fuck! No. Look, don't call me an elf.
You are now looking at the face and body of Red Bull.
No matter what the light, the picture's right. All right?
Yeah, no! Absolutely not! Of course not!
Oh, I fucked up. I fucked up.
It's about this and only this! Nothing else!
We're gonna miss her at the office.
How do you know about that?
She doesn't let on.
Yeah. I'm kind of on call. Gotta keep my head on straight.
What?
I thought the Messiah preached forgiveness!
- He has it. - Thank God.
Get off of me! What the fuck, dude?
Okay.
It was a false alarm.
- Oh, shit. Is that you? - The fuck is that?
Ethan, you and I both know Miley was flawless.
- Really? - But I got the weed.
Go.
- What you doing, man? - Thank God.
♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪
Jesus fucking Christ.
We got to find my iPhone! It's the other direction! Wait!
- Come on. - Oh, shit!
Be a rock.
Run.
- Oh, no, Betsy's gone into labor, I bet. - No.
- Tell her I'm sorry. - You don't have to be sorry.
- What should I call you? - Hannah.
...but I'm a sucker for Leo.
I'm trusting you on this.
Jackie! Booth 3 requested a Robert Kraft!
- Craigslist. - You got it from Craigslist?
No one was eating this tuna, so I thought...
Yeah!
Thank God, we've been looking everywhere for you!
The Weed of Christmas Present.
Look away, dude. Look away.
♪If you try to step to this You'll get hung on my hanger ♪
Not a lot. Just feeling good.
You're my rock, right? Can you be my rock?
♪ None of his shit ♪
♪ Every one of them that I know ♪
But Run-DMC, I got to see it! Finally.
- I'll do your parents. - Oh.
Nah, I'm good, man. Weed makes me paranoid now.
Well, let's get started right now!
Let me get you a bag. You're gonna need a bag. Wait up!
We've gotta get outta of this hotel room right now! OK OK stop the presses! Here's the exit.
Don't pick up! Oh!
They had to get Ethan out of his funk...
Absolutely, sir.
And he wants me to suck on it.
...other than two dudes.
♪ Five golden rings ♪
- You want a drink? - Sure.
I was really just trying to do what I thought you wanted me to do...
This is the church. Do you remember?
Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Okay.
It's a tough holiday.
HALLELUR!
Did Mommy and Daddy leave you alone on Christmas?
Shh.
...you really have to listen to it start to finish. It's a concept album.
Get back to the workshop! You work for us, elf!
Hey, I feel like you might be gay.
♪ Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth All the honey dips admire ♪
This baby is a bad fucking call. I'm not ready for it!
Here, ticket. Okay, this one.
Hallelu!
Come on. Look, I got some whiskey.
Since this is our final Christmas, I figured we could do it in class.
I almost forgot, I'm gonna need some more headshots.
...and that's because I wouldn't commit.
...and it's actually hard to tell them that thing...
...is not half as big as mine.
Oh, yeah? Listen.
. .
What happened just now?
...and I asked you if you smoked weed?
I'm your guy.
Yeah, she was great. She was great.
Check it out, playa.
Rudolph is kicking our ass!
Huh. A dick from someone named James?
Hallelur!
But I guess I was...
- Ethan. - Ethan!
Whoo! Pop it, girl! Pop that P!
I'll go.
- I am digging this beard. - Thanks, man.
But everything changes, right? We all grow up...
...and he doesn't meet you unless he's met you there before.
You know what? I think they gave you a Crantini.
- They're really beautiful people. - Spencer?
We could be dead by then. We could literally die by then.
- Let's get that Grinch! - Let's find my phone!
- This is great! - This is so cool.
C-Money in the hizzle.
Swallow it.
♪ I'm writing you a letter And I don't know where to start ♪
We did not kill Jesus!!
There is some very sensitive information on there.
- Are you gonna be cool at this party? - Cool as fuck, G.
It is the Nutcracker Ball!
Hey, what are you doing?
♪ We got ya, we got ya, we got ya ♪
Not really.
I told her I was in Philly and I got a suite down at the Gansevoort.
That's not what I meant. Sorry, you don't understand. That'd be awesome...
How did he get so good all of a sudden?
Cool!
It's the saddest shit I've ever seen in my life!
You really shit the bed
A strip club.
No, no. You're the first wheel.
That's crazy.
Come here, sweetie.
You know, it's hard to tell someone.
But I'm not normal. You know this. I'm not normal.
I'd love to.
Look at me, asshole. What the fuck wrong with you?
Where's the Pukin' Hostile Barf bags !?
...but I don't wanna ever let you go again. Not now, not ever.
It's okay, man. We know her. We can get your phone back.
♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪
But just pretend I'm saying it right, if you could.
I was afraid we were gonna get caught, because you were so fucking loud.