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- What's your name? - Spencer.
She wanted to move in...
Oh, my God! Hi!
...you're dealing with some shit you can't come to terms with.
Get in my brain. Make me feel different.
Smoke this.
- The guy on the cross. - Jesus.
You have dogs.
- Isaac, can you drive? - Yeah!
It brings me back. Who are you calling right now?
That's very sweet. Bye.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Are you okay?
It's our last night doing the Christmas!
And he's talking to a warlock and a pretend pot-head.
Yeah, always there for you, bro.
Okay.
- Come on. It's Chris Money. - Smoke it up!
That was fast.
I don't know what's happening. Let's go. Let's just bail.
What's up, fellas? How's it going, man?
No.
Okay.
♪ The church bells in town ♪
Give me your hand! Go through that light, baby!
What are you doing?
Oh. Okay.
I'm high too. I'm high too.
Uh...
- You still like that song. - Everybody does.
...listen, I know we're not really even going out anymore...
This is crazy.
We can do that tomorrow.
- That's Chris. - Yeah.
Yeah, I can get weed. Look who you're talking to, baby.
MEMPHIS ASKED.
Why are we outside our high school again?
I got the new Dave Matthews downloaded.
Last time I was here, she made me go to church with her...
And it's gone.
- That's a fucking good idea. - Heh, heh, heh.
...about how strong we are and how we can handle it.
- It'll be okay. - Oh, yeah.
Go, go, go.
...so they went to a bar and they got his ass drunk.
Thank God. I'm so sorry.
Those are some ride-or-die homeys you got there.
Okay.
I'm so sorry that you're clearly going through a lot right now.
You're lucky you have that.
- Come on! - Oh, no!
No!
♪ C.L. Smooth, get busy ♪
♪ Making sure my sound hits From here to Grenada ♪
Fuck you, Isaac!
I just miss them.
Thank you.
What's up, Messiah? How you doing, White Jesus? Ha, ha, ha.
This is a message for future Isaac...
AND THERE'S MAGIC IN THE AIR ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.
His name is on my phone, I must know him. Who is he?
- Just shut up. It's all good. It's fine. - I'm so sorry. I don't know what to say.
Look, it wouldn't have happened if you guys didn't bail on me.
Hello? Yes. All right.
That's some straight-up bullshit.
I'll be home pretty early, I think. Okay. I love you.
Whoopity whoopity whoopity
You're a totally fucking fucked-up person. You should not be a father. Goodbye!
...they realized that Christmas can be even more great.
Help me. How does this thing work?
That you're prepared, like over-prepared.
It's a Christmas miracle!
I have, uh, these tickets.
Isaac, what are you doing? Don't throw up. Don't you throw up here.
Hey, Bets, tell Diana I said hello.
It begins right before Christmas 2001...
Thanks for noticing.
I have 96 missed calls.
Oh, man. Maybe it's James McFoley from work.
I know. Because she's my friend.
and i knew george everyday. yes that's why i went with blang.
♪ It's Christmas time In Hollis, Queens ♪
- No. - Good.
And I know you've always wanted to go to it...
Oh, man!
Go to my mom's house. Play some GoldenEye.
- Yeah? What happened? - It's a long story.
You read all those books and you didn't learn shit!
...he throws all these parties and nobody knows who he is.
- Congrats. - Thanks, man.
Just go talk to Ethan.
What's the concept?
...and we gonna roll. Much love.
Fuck you!
Timeless!
Hey, guys. Sorry to interrupt. Hey, Ethan.
Always, man.
You gotta stop calling me Miley Cyrus.
I teach third grade, bitch!
I'm so psyched, man. Awesome.
Yo, check it out. It's C-Rob, man.
That's No Problem. My Feelings Aren't Hurt. Not Really. Only A Little.
Hey, Ma. It's Chrissy-poo!
It's all just been to compensate for the fact that I don't know anything.
- Sorry. - I'm sorry.
And basically, I'm kind of just having a hard time finding my place in all this.
Take a hit, dude.
Is that why you look different?
Swallow it like a girl would.
I'll meet you at the F Train!
Sweeties, just come help Mommy in the kitchen.
Those two kids have Crohn's disease. It was their wish to do karaoke with me.
Let's do it! Come on, Isaac!
I'm so glad Ethan and Diana ended up together.
That's my family over there.
I think you got him with that one, Santa.
No. Not at all. That's a long story. Look. Hey.
I wouldn't want that either.
Did you get your phone back?
♪ Nobody ought to be Alone on Christmas ♪
Have some fun! Yeah!
...isn't trying to get a hold of you asking you to fetch him something?