Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Have some fun! Yeah!
...isn't trying to get a hold of you asking you to fetch him something?
Timeless!
Just go talk to Ethan.
I'm so psyched, man. Awesome.
- Come on. It's Chris Money. - Smoke it up!
- Come on! - Oh, no!
Is that why you look different?
Oh. Okay.
Isaac, what are you doing? Don't throw up. Don't you throw up here.
Yo, check it out. It's C-Rob, man.
♪ It's Christmas time In Hollis, Queens ♪
I'm high too. I'm high too.
I teach third grade, bitch!
Last time I was here, she made me go to church with her...
Why are we outside our high school again?
It's a Christmas miracle!
...listen, I know we're not really even going out anymore...
That's very sweet. Bye.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Are you okay?
We can do that tomorrow.
What's up, Messiah? How you doing, White Jesus? Ha, ha, ha.
Hey, Bets, tell Diana I said hello.
You read all those books and you didn't learn shit!
and i knew george everyday. yes that's why i went with blang.
It's all just been to compensate for the fact that I don't know anything.
Those are some ride-or-die homeys you got there.
I know. Because she's my friend.
It's our last night doing the Christmas!
Take a hit, dude.
...he throws all these parties and nobody knows who he is.
What's up, fellas? How's it going, man?
She wanted to move in...
Give me your hand! Go through that light, baby!
And it's gone.
♪ Making sure my sound hits From here to Grenada ♪
And I know you've always wanted to go to it...
♪ C.L. Smooth, get busy ♪
Go to my mom's house. Play some GoldenEye.
- No. - Good.
Help me. How does this thing work?
I have 96 missed calls.
- Congrats. - Thanks, man.
I have, uh, these tickets.
Look, it wouldn't have happened if you guys didn't bail on me.
His name is on my phone, I must know him. Who is he?
- Sorry. - I'm sorry.
That's No Problem. My Feelings Aren't Hurt. Not Really. Only A Little.
- What's your name? - Spencer.
I think you got him with that one, Santa.
♪ The church bells in town ♪
Oh, man!
- That's a fucking good idea. - Heh, heh, heh.
That's some straight-up bullshit.
You gotta stop calling me Miley Cyrus.
- It'll be okay. - Oh, yeah.
And he's talking to a warlock and a pretend pot-head.
No. Not at all. That's a long story. Look. Hey.
Thank you.
- Isaac, can you drive? - Yeah!
Did you get your phone back?
...and we gonna roll. Much love.
Oh, my God! Hi!
Whoopity whoopity whoopity
Hey, guys. Sorry to interrupt. Hey, Ethan.
It brings me back. Who are you calling right now?
What are you doing?
Fuck you, Isaac!
Smoke this.
Sweeties, just come help Mommy in the kitchen.
What's the concept?
♪ Nobody ought to be Alone on Christmas ♪
No!
You have dogs.
And basically, I'm kind of just having a hard time finding my place in all this.
...you're dealing with some shit you can't come to terms with.
Yeah, always there for you, bro.
You're lucky you have that.
Thank God. I'm so sorry.
Okay.
I'm so sorry that you're clearly going through a lot right now.
AND THERE'S MAGIC IN THE AIR ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.
- You still like that song. - Everybody does.
Uh...
Go, go, go.
That you're prepared, like over-prepared.
Yeah, I can get weed. Look who you're talking to, baby.
Always, man.
I'll be home pretty early, I think. Okay. I love you.
That's my family over there.
Fuck you!
...they realized that Christmas can be even more great.
Those two kids have Crohn's disease. It was their wish to do karaoke with me.
This is a message for future Isaac...
...about how strong we are and how we can handle it.
You're a totally fucking fucked-up person. You should not be a father. Goodbye!
Okay.
MEMPHIS ASKED.
I'll meet you at the F Train!
It begins right before Christmas 2001...
Thanks for noticing.
Get in my brain. Make me feel different.
This is crazy.
I'm so glad Ethan and Diana ended up together.
Hello? Yes. All right.
Hey, Ma. It's Chrissy-poo!
No.
- The guy on the cross. - Jesus.
I don't know what's happening. Let's go. Let's just bail.
- Yeah? What happened? - It's a long story.
- That's Chris. - Yeah.
Swallow it like a girl would.
That was fast.
...so they went to a bar and they got his ass drunk.
I wouldn't want that either.
Let's do it! Come on, Isaac!
I got the new Dave Matthews downloaded.
Oh, man. Maybe it's James McFoley from work.
I just miss them.
- Just shut up. It's all good. It's fine. - I'm so sorry. I don't know what to say.
Okay.