Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Ha-ha-ha. - My carpet matches my drapes.
- Cunt! - Did you just call our baby a cunt?
...and I had to wrap my head around it for a second, and I thought to myself:
Dro fo' sho'. Ha-ha-ha.
Hey, Thuwan! How's it going, my man?
You don't know a lot of pregnant women, do you?
To the dumb party?
- This is crazy. - But I'm ready to commit. Hard.
And we Dom P'in it, we have Cristal in it, Hennythuggin' it...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I think he's gonna be fine.
No. Not that kind of church.
I'm just saying, we're enabling him at this point.
Thirty-three years old, and you're an elf.
Oh, no.
I think you're sublimating, man.
I didn't do it on purpose.
- More meatloaf, Isaac? - Huh?
I know. I didn't think it through at all.
George well'll just poison Marley with cat poo and fill her up George we'll just put Marley in a balloon and pop her
So how about Diana? You talk to her?
I love you.
Those drugs you gave me...
What if I run in, and you try to climb in a window?
- Who? - The girl who stole my weed! Hurry up!
I'm going to find Owens.
- You liked it? - It was awesome.
I've been told my quiet intensity has that effect on people.
It just fucks with people's heads.
But, guys, earlier today...
You're asking about my family.
- So, what's up, E? How's life, man? - Life is good!
- You know what I mean? - Totally, yeah.
You're the Messiah!
I know. I'm sorry. I'm just nervous.
What's going on? You good?
Friends are important, but relationships evolve.
...and you should get here. Quickly.
Okay, I gotta go find my friend real fast. Excuse me.
That's great. Two more assholes that don't give a fuck about Christmas.
So everything's good. I got you.
- That guy's really famous now. - Yeah.
And there was a woman, so pretty to all.
We have mutually decided to end this tradition.
Slow down!
You are so funny...
What are you guys doing?
Go out there, get fucking wild, you know?
That you're so prepared.
What? Huh?
Forget Isaac. I just fame-fucked that hipster chick in the bathroom.
I ask her about you every time I see her.
I fucking hate those kind of guys.
Yeah. Great! I'll see you in there!
I'm just gonna show you this.
This is so confusing.
I thought you were saying, Come have sex.
Is that a challenge?
You probably wanna go back to your friends.
Yeah, thanks. I didn't let her go.
I'm sorry.
Y'all stay black.
♪ Holy Night ♪
Someone call Snoop D-O-double gezzank, because I got the reefers.
♪ I'm watching them shine ♪♪
Hit the gas! Hit the gas!
...throughout this whole pregnancy.
- You are? - Are you kidding me.
...and she's gonna freak the fuck out.
...and that's a good thing, I wanna grow up. I do.
Let's go, guys!
First of all, I'm sorry about last night.
♪ Let's have a toast For the jerk-offs ♪
No, no, no! Not inside the church.
...the after-party, the before-party, every party.
What is the matter with you?
Hello! 1998 speaking.
Something's bugging you.
I'm building a body of work.
Please don't hiss at a kid.
- Heh-heh. No way. You don't say? - Yeah. Yeah.
And definitely not on fucking Christmas!
You should totally get her back, bro. My mom's named Diana.
I get to have sex with Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
Because he's a fucking drug-dealer and he's suspicious...
I just typed in the search NYC drugs.
You really shit the bed as a dad!
This needs to be important to you.
Are you fucking kidding me?
That guy slays ass.
♪ The rhymes that you hear Are the rhymes of Darryl's ♪
That's for disrespecting the spirit of Christmas!
Okay. Fine.
A rich athlete finally getting the corporate limo that he always wanted.
But I told you right away that I'm kind of a Grinch. Okay?
♪ Four calling birds ♪
- Thank you so much. - Yeah. I love you.
Hey!
I understand that that's hard for you.
How's the party, huh? Is it as dumb as you thought it'd be?
I'm following in the path of my Christmas heroes:
- Definitely. - Gentlemen, I got the sweaters.
Let's just go. Can we just go? Let's just go.
Dude!
That's your Christmas lesson. That's why I'm taking this shit.
Because he's hanging out with his friends tonight. Right, Isaac?
...and it gets bigger and bigger every year. This year we added that train.
I'm sorry, I got it. I got it.
- There you go! That's it! - That was it.
It is about a famous athlete and his weed.
He's fucking with me.
- I'm your rock. - You're my rock?
That boy need Jesus.
A lot of children.
It's a real party.
Really?
Look at you, man.
Fuck. When?
...once you're confronted with the actual moment...
That's good. Wow.
I mean, I was just thinking you could like dedicate a song to her.
Fellow seekers ofjoy having one crazy night.
What are you telling them?
She's having a baby, yeah.
How much weed you got in that box?
Yeah. I do.
- Okay. - Starting now.
You're right, Mom.
Show them, huh! Unh! Unh! Unh!
I teach third grade I shape our nation’s youth!
Let's go to midnight mass together.
That's no problem. My feelings aren't hurt. Not really.
- Can you tell I'm Jewish? - Yes.
Right. So that's why you don't wanna go upstairs...
Guys, my iPhone's that way!
♪ Nobody ought to be Alone on Christmas ♪
But over time, the fun did wane.
But tonight!