Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey!
Forget Isaac. I just fame-fucked that hipster chick in the bathroom.
Show them, huh! Unh! Unh! Unh!
I just typed in the search NYC drugs.
♪ Nobody ought to be Alone on Christmas ♪
Please don't hiss at a kid.
It's a real party.
He's fucking with me.
Y'all stay black.
She's having a baby, yeah.
- I'm your rock. - You're my rock?
This is so confusing.
Oh, no.
Friends are important, but relationships evolve.
- Can you tell I'm Jewish? - Yes.
No, no, no! Not inside the church.
First of all, I'm sorry about last night.
Let's just go. Can we just go? Let's just go.
Right. So that's why you don't wanna go upstairs...
I ask her about you every time I see her.
What are you guys doing?
- There you go! That's it! - That was it.
Yeah, thanks. I didn't let her go.
How much weed you got in that box?
A rich athlete finally getting the corporate limo that he always wanted.
What are you telling them?
I get to have sex with Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
I'm just gonna show you this.
Hit the gas! Hit the gas!
What? Huh?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I think he's gonna be fine.
That's your Christmas lesson. That's why I'm taking this shit.
Yeah. I do.
George well'll just poison Marley with cat poo and fill her up George we'll just put Marley in a balloon and pop her
I thought you were saying, Come have sex.
This needs to be important to you.
A lot of children.
Let's go, guys!
That boy need Jesus.
...once you're confronted with the actual moment...
- Definitely. - Gentlemen, I got the sweaters.
Dro fo' sho'. Ha-ha-ha.
- More meatloaf, Isaac? - Huh?
...throughout this whole pregnancy.
I think you're sublimating, man.
What if I run in, and you try to climb in a window?
That's good. Wow.
That you're so prepared.
I'm sorry, I got it. I got it.
Because he's a fucking drug-dealer and he's suspicious...
I've been told my quiet intensity has that effect on people.
You're the Messiah!
Guys, my iPhone's that way!
No. Not that kind of church.
Fuck. When?
- Ha-ha-ha. - My carpet matches my drapes.
Dude!
You really shit the bed as a dad!
...and that's a good thing, I wanna grow up. I do.
And definitely not on fucking Christmas!
You don't know a lot of pregnant women, do you?
I mean, I was just thinking you could like dedicate a song to her.
...and it gets bigger and bigger every year. This year we added that train.
- Cunt! - Did you just call our baby a cunt?
...the after-party, the before-party, every party.
Fellow seekers ofjoy having one crazy night.
You are so funny...
- So, what's up, E? How's life, man? - Life is good!
I'm building a body of work.
Hey, Thuwan! How's it going, my man?
I know. I'm sorry. I'm just nervous.
What's going on? You good?
Okay, I gotta go find my friend real fast. Excuse me.
Slow down!
And there was a woman, so pretty to all.
♪ Four calling birds ♪
You probably wanna go back to your friends.
But over time, the fun did wane.
But I told you right away that I'm kind of a Grinch. Okay?
That's no problem. My feelings aren't hurt. Not really.
Hello! 1998 speaking.
Let's go to midnight mass together.
Look at you, man.
That guy slays ass.
I fucking hate those kind of guys.
To the dumb party?
I'm just saying, we're enabling him at this point.
- Who? - The girl who stole my weed! Hurry up!
I didn't do it on purpose.
♪ Let's have a toast For the jerk-offs ♪
You're asking about my family.
I love you.
...and I had to wrap my head around it for a second, and I thought to myself:
Because he's hanging out with his friends tonight. Right, Isaac?
Really?
That's for disrespecting the spirit of Christmas!
Someone call Snoop D-O-double gezzank, because I got the reefers.
I'm following in the path of my Christmas heroes:
And we Dom P'in it, we have Cristal in it, Hennythuggin' it...
I'm sorry.
What is the matter with you?
But tonight!
- Okay. - Starting now.
Thirty-three years old, and you're an elf.
That's great. Two more assholes that don't give a fuck about Christmas.
...and you should get here. Quickly.
♪ The rhymes that you hear Are the rhymes of Darryl's ♪
- You liked it? - It was awesome.
♪ Holy Night ♪
You should totally get her back, bro. My mom's named Diana.
Something's bugging you.
♪ I'm watching them shine ♪♪
How's the party, huh? Is it as dumb as you thought it'd be?
It just fucks with people's heads.
You're right, Mom.
- This is crazy. - But I'm ready to commit. Hard.
But, guys, earlier today...
- You know what I mean? - Totally, yeah.
- Thank you so much. - Yeah. I love you.
- That guy's really famous now. - Yeah.
Go out there, get fucking wild, you know?
So how about Diana? You talk to her?
I'm going to find Owens.
I know. I didn't think it through at all.
- You are? - Are you kidding me.
...and she's gonna freak the fuck out.
I teach third grade I shape our nation’s youth!
Yeah. Great! I'll see you in there!
I understand that that's hard for you.
It is about a famous athlete and his weed.
- Heh-heh. No way. You don't say? - Yeah. Yeah.
Is that a challenge?
We have mutually decided to end this tradition.
Okay. Fine.
So everything's good. I got you.
Those drugs you gave me...
Are you fucking kidding me?