Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You got the weed, dude? - No.
Why? Why would Betsy get the tape?
I don't know what's happening. I don't know this song.
Here's a little story I'd like to tell...
I'm gonna come clean.
- Hsss! - Stop.
They chilled with each other, did all sorts of stuff.
It's a hell of a bash.
I got the biggest motherfucking phone on the planet.
♪ Two turtle doves ♪
- Peace! - Wow.
Come on, let's go tear this fucking karaoke down.
Are you curious?
You can't be alone. Let's hang out.
I remember you wore that Bob Marley tie-dye T-shirt...
♪ You wreck me ♪
So you need to get out of here before they show up.
One friend had a family, the other had fame.
Why you blame everything bad that happens to you on us?
♪ Beneath the mistletoe Is where we're drinkin' eggnog ♪
It's Mr. Green's car! It's a Christmas miracle!
♪ I forgot these words ♪
No. We're not going on a sleigh ride.
We're like those kids who won't stop trick-or-treating.
...because Chris and Isaac have been my family for the last 10 years...
I just saw her at the bar and just...
Uh...
I found you.
♪ I know the weather's nice There's no need to play the outside ♪
But I'm a sucker for Leo.
No! That's not me! That's a different guy.
Okay. Heh, heh, heh.
I get it. I get some success. I get some new friends and you're jealous.
- Holy shit, dude. - Heh, heh.
I'm glad you open on Christmas. Whoo.
♪ Please, come home for Christmas ♪
No, I've never sucked a dick but, well, if I'm being totally honest with myself...
Give her a call.
♪ Christmas, once again ♪♪
That shit holds a hundred songs at one time.
Yeah, you're gonna propose. And I'm gonna help you out.
We have to go! She went this way! Let's go get this weed!
That's understandable.
♪ And I know you know my style Is official ♪
♪ Send salutations ♪♪
Where did they come from?
Let's turn it up!
I don't know why they beat me up!
We're going on a sleigh ride!
- Let's do it. Hey, where'd he go? - Ha, ha, ha.
- We're gonna propose! Okay! - Uh-huh.
And I didn't want Miley to think that I hated love!
So...
...because my family is paying for the cab right now.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Fuck you!
Let them bitches know the Ice Crew in the building!
What happening? Peace!
- Ow! - I'm sorry.
- Nothing. - Hey, what's up, bro? I'm James.
Remember the cops came? We had to hide in the bathroom.
Oh, my God, if my mom wakes up.
- What is it? - You have been such a rock...
I believe I finally earned these.
Just do it easy.
- This is good. You need to let it out. - This is good?
Which is probably worse than proposing...
...if we're confessing things...
- I do? - Yeah.
I'm not your answer...
Why are you giving this to me?
Can I come in?
- That was kind of scary. - Sorry. I don't mean to scare you...
- Am I the third wheel? - Not at all.
I'm gonna move you to coat check. This is your last chance.
- Do you want a drink, honey? - I'm okay right now.
- Are you gay? - No.
Here's the thing, man. For those kids, they're living a fucking lie!
- Oh, no. - What's up?
- So this it, huh? - Oh, this is it, baby.
You won't. Studies show your maternal instincts really kick in in the last month.
...and we got Red Bull!
Relax.
Are you fucking serious right now?
This one's for you.
- Unh! - Ooh. Eat me, sheep.
Yeah, he has it.
♪ You been putting up with my shit Just way too long ♪
- Uh, no. - We just saw you...
You're on fucking cocaine?
I'm just trying to help out, man.
There's all this magic in the air, people want to fall in love.
♪ Where do lonely hearts go? ♪
I've been seeing a girl with a huge vagina.
You're in the present.
Shh-shh-shh.
On a psychological level, that's not good.
We get pretty fucked up. Heh, heh.
...and sign autographs, kiss babies, tell people all my stats...
- Exactly! - I think so.
No. Let's just go to the party, okay?
Have you?
Won't take much time, Boo.
- Oh, shit! - I'm the guy who had the phone!
Aw.
It's really fucked up.
- Yeah! - Yeah.
I love that book.
I love you, Isaac.
- I got another dick, dude! - Uh, drink Red Bull.
It's all different now.
Look at you. So you're a success?
She Home Alone'd me!
♪ We got ya, we got ya, we got ya ♪
I know. It's just I have an early flight...
♪ On fucking Christmas ♪
But, no, I just mean...
Yeah.
Why do you have the staff, honey?
Let's do this!
You're like my Dwayne Johnson.
How's your family?
As the years passed, his boys, they grew up.
Did you do it? Let me see your mouth.
- You got the weed? - No.
- You be safe. - Guys, be careful.
No, fuck you!
That's awesome! What a blowout!
Come on, Joshua!
My family, thank you for asking, is fine.
not yet
That's fine. Let's just go inside and wait. I'm freezing.
You don't think your two best friends see through that shit?
Hey, man. How's it going?
What's happening right now?
I'm not being a Cockblock.
- Don't take off the sweater. - Put the fucking sweater back on!
Dude, it's not funny! She stole my fucking weed!
Oh, my God. This is so nice! This is the best!
- This is my parents' house. - I know.
Okay. Let's do it. One game.
♪ Doesn't matter though ♪
Uh, we already got invited to something. Sorry. But thank you for the invite.
So it's either our old high school or this guy's mom's house.