Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here's a little story I'd like to tell...
Can I come in?
I love you, Isaac.
Won't take much time, Boo.
I'm not your answer...
Just do it easy.
♪ I know the weather's nice There's no need to play the outside ♪
♪ Christmas, once again ♪♪
♪ We got ya, we got ya, we got ya ♪
Uh...
♪ And I know you know my style Is official ♪
She Home Alone'd me!
I'm gonna come clean.
I believe I finally earned these.
I get it. I get some success. I get some new friends and you're jealous.
I know. It's just I have an early flight...
We're like those kids who won't stop trick-or-treating.
One friend had a family, the other had fame.
I'm not being a Cockblock.
- Don't take off the sweater. - Put the fucking sweater back on!
- You got the weed, dude? - No.
- This is good. You need to let it out. - This is good?
♪ Where do lonely hearts go? ♪
I'm gonna move you to coat check. This is your last chance.
We get pretty fucked up. Heh, heh.
Uh, we already got invited to something. Sorry. But thank you for the invite.
It's Mr. Green's car! It's a Christmas miracle!
- You be safe. - Guys, be careful.
♪ Please, come home for Christmas ♪
That's awesome! What a blowout!
Yeah, he has it.
♪ Send salutations ♪♪
not yet
I'm just trying to help out, man.
- Ow! - I'm sorry.
Have you?
Why? Why would Betsy get the tape?
Here's the thing, man. For those kids, they're living a fucking lie!
...and we got Red Bull!
Aw.
You can't be alone. Let's hang out.
Dude, it's not funny! She stole my fucking weed!
Okay. Heh, heh, heh.
That's understandable.
♪ On fucking Christmas ♪
You don't think your two best friends see through that shit?
It's really fucked up.
- So this it, huh? - Oh, this is it, baby.
♪ I forgot these words ♪
Why do you have the staff, honey?
It's a hell of a bash.
But I'm a sucker for Leo.
- I got another dick, dude! - Uh, drink Red Bull.
Come on, Joshua!
I love that book.
But, no, I just mean...
- Do you want a drink, honey? - I'm okay right now.
It's all different now.
You're like my Dwayne Johnson.
You're in the present.
...and sign autographs, kiss babies, tell people all my stats...
I don't know why they beat me up!
- What is it? - You have been such a rock...
Let's turn it up!
- Oh, no. - What's up?
No. Let's just go to the party, okay?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Fuck you!
- Peace! - Wow.
This one's for you.
How's your family?
Come on, let's go tear this fucking karaoke down.
That shit holds a hundred songs at one time.
There's all this magic in the air, people want to fall in love.
I just saw her at the bar and just...
My family, thank you for asking, is fine.
- Am I the third wheel? - Not at all.
♪ Beneath the mistletoe Is where we're drinkin' eggnog ♪
Did you do it? Let me see your mouth.
I'm glad you open on Christmas. Whoo.
- Unh! - Ooh. Eat me, sheep.
- Oh, shit! - I'm the guy who had the phone!
- Exactly! - I think so.
You're on fucking cocaine?
♪ Doesn't matter though ♪
I don't know what's happening. I don't know this song.
As the years passed, his boys, they grew up.
Let's do this!
- I do? - Yeah.
I remember you wore that Bob Marley tie-dye T-shirt...
They chilled with each other, did all sorts of stuff.
...because Chris and Isaac have been my family for the last 10 years...
No! That's not me! That's a different guy.
Oh, my God. This is so nice! This is the best!
Give her a call.
You won't. Studies show your maternal instincts really kick in in the last month.
♪ Two turtle doves ♪
Why you blame everything bad that happens to you on us?
- That was kind of scary. - Sorry. I don't mean to scare you...
Remember the cops came? We had to hide in the bathroom.
We have to go! She went this way! Let's go get this weed!
- Hsss! - Stop.
Relax.
Yeah.
No. We're not going on a sleigh ride.
Look at you. So you're a success?
And I didn't want Miley to think that I hated love!
No, I've never sucked a dick but, well, if I'm being totally honest with myself...
- Let's do it. Hey, where'd he go? - Ha, ha, ha.
- Yeah! - Yeah.
No, fuck you!
What happening? Peace!
- Are you gay? - No.
Okay. Let's do it. One game.
Where did they come from?
- Uh, no. - We just saw you...
What's happening right now?
- You got the weed? - No.
Shh-shh-shh.
- This is my parents' house. - I know.
On a psychological level, that's not good.
♪ You wreck me ♪
That's fine. Let's just go inside and wait. I'm freezing.
I found you.
Let them bitches know the Ice Crew in the building!
Hey, man. How's it going?
I've been seeing a girl with a huge vagina.
...because my family is paying for the cab right now.
- We're gonna propose! Okay! - Uh-huh.
So you need to get out of here before they show up.
...if we're confessing things...
Which is probably worse than proposing...
Are you curious?
So...
♪ You been putting up with my shit Just way too long ♪
Why are you giving this to me?
Oh, my God, if my mom wakes up.
- Nothing. - Hey, what's up, bro? I'm James.
- Holy shit, dude. - Heh, heh.
We're going on a sleigh ride!
I got the biggest motherfucking phone on the planet.
So it's either our old high school or this guy's mom's house.
Yeah, you're gonna propose. And I'm gonna help you out.
Are you fucking serious right now?