Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I would be losing my shit right now.

♪ And if you want a beat like this I got them in stock ♪

- Hi, guys. - What's up, Isaac?

I'd love to smoke weed with Tommy Owens.

Where are we right now?

Hi. Merry Christmas.

Have some weed.

Yo, what's up? We're the Ice Crew!

Yeah. Spoiler alert:

Meeting you here tonight...

- There's another one. - That tickles.

You didn't look at anything on my phone, did you?

- Are we alive? - Yeah.

- She left me. - You didn't wanna meet her parents...

Kind of all the time.

You want her back?

...this is enough to make Christmas tolerable for me.

And then go to the karaoke spot right by the Chinese food place.

♪ But I decided to get wreck On this groove ♪

Congrats, baby, you coming up big time.

Get out of the way!

Okay, look, I...

- Merry Christmas, New York City! - Oh, no. Miley's here?

- Can we try? - Are you sure?

Dude, what the fuck is going on with you?

All right, go, go, go.

I'm surprised you even talked to us, Chris. When I look back, I remember thinking:

I teach the children music I shape our nations youth!

Where was this great party, this whitest of whales?

...I read The Great Gatsby.

I'm gonna start putting people's last names on my contacts.

♪ Please, come home for Christmas ♪

...as though they are adults.

Chickity-check myself, before I wrickity-wreck myself?

I guess I'll see you later.

I'm sorry. Fuck you!

- Everything's fine. - I bit my tongue.

I kind of wanna kiss you...

Put your tiny hand in mine.

Just kidding. I'm drunk. Let's do this thing!

I didn't even smoke weed. I just liked Bob Marley and tie-dye.

Shit got weird. I don't wanna talk about it.

♪ No grief and no pain ♪

I just hope we have kids as beautiful as you girls.

♪ Let's talk about sex ♪

♪ My baby's home ♪

...because I was having fun on mushrooms.

- Because I'm already kind of drunk. - I can tell.

I'm jizzing all over you. I'm getting, like, jizzy. Sorry.

I'm a celebrity now.

- Don't go all in. - Balls and all.

My boy Hans Gruber died like this

For three hours.

...and tonight I think you should just focus on yourself.

So, Ethan, what's going on with you?

- No, no. We're friends. - Am I the third wheel?

Is that a challenge?

- ...more than anything. - Wait up, wait up.

Or maybe you're in the present.

I've been having a pretty crazy night.

Wait. No, no, no. What are you doing?

Drink some damn Red Bull. Hell, yeah!

It's okay, sweetie! You don't have to pop your pussy!

Betsy's going into fucking labor.

Girl's a genius.

♪ Christmas ♪

No, no, no. I wanna hurt him. He sucker-punched me.

You can cry to it. You can run to it. You can party to it.

I don't know. Why are you looking up dicks?

Hey! Did you steal my weed?

I'm sorry that your friends don't wanna hang out with you on Christmas.

I like enormous, almost novelty-sized dicks

And then I stole your weed.

You want to talk about your new found success?

Ethan! Ethan! Diana!

Okay. Yeah, if you say so.

But I love touching things.

Got a new workout, new diet, new paleo thing I've been doing.

As much as I hate Christmas, that's how much I love you.

She won't sleep.

Did you say Dragon Betsy?

I love you, dragon.

Is that a challenge?

...that you would maybe tell them that thing.

♪ I'm ready to commit ♪

This is the Red Bull Limousine, fellas.

And it's gonna be the best fucking night of our lives!

...and you never did, and you just kept making excuses for two years.

I got us on the list for the party...

You ever think of me as a father figure?

The 'shrooms are turning. You got a big night ahead of you.

You can't smoke that in here.

- Yeah, what up, boy? - Hey, what's up, K?

That's what I'm saying. Come on!

- Not right now, I'm not. - Okay.

The Weed of Christmas Present.

I didn't even smoke weed. I just liked Bob Marley and tie-dye.

♪ I get a little lonely Every year around this time ♪

♪ If not for Christmas ♪

- Thanks, Mr. Green. - You're welcome.

Couldn't have been easy to tell me that.

- There he is! - Hey!

- Just say what's up. - Yeah, just say what's up.

I was hanging out with Spencer and his family.

It's a conversation we've been avoiding for 10 years, actually.

Cocaine. That'll straighten me out.

Go, go. Get out. No! No!

Pause the fucking game. If you shoot me right now, you forfeit.

You're the best thing that's ever happened to me, girl.

What asshole invented this stupid thing?

Yeah. I'm gonna call her.

Put it in a basket and push it down a fucking river!

I appreciate you guys coming over, but I think I'm just gonna...

I just got so much stuff going on.

See? He wants to smoke with Tommy, right?

Maybe it'll be the new Christmas tradition.

...I don't know, scared...

How does that make someone feel?

I'm gonna help him and get him out of this rut.

That eve at the bar, they saw quite a sight.

If it wasn't for y'all, I would have never made it through that school.

And then the baby will fucking murder people!

You guys are good friends.

Well, with that logic, isn't all weed the weed of Christmas present?

Right now, let the after-party begin!