Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can we not have that conversation...
Nice.
...and you guys are so wrapped up in your own shit...
♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪
I'll see you at the Nutcracker Ball. I'll bring you a half a pound...
Shit, shit, shit!
- Yeah. - She tells me every time you ask.
You used to hate guys like that.
You fucking bled in my drink, Isaac!
- Wow! - Let's go.
Tell him hi.
Betsy said you've been asking about me.
Husband, lawyer...
Speed up! Don't slow down! If you're my guy, you won't slow down!
- You should. - I should?
...and you're this football douche and I Google you...
Just fucking go before they get here. Go.
A little bit for the homeys.
Hey, sweetie.
Unh!
- Come sit with us. - I've never been in a church.
I guess I'm pretty good at making excuses.
Just leave it!
- You guys wanna dance? - I would love to dance.
No, I can't boost you, you're too heavy, man.
With tears and with sadness they started to mend. Then they said:
My cousin Larry's got this giant warehouse in Brooklyn...
And Internet.
- I meant the baby. - No, I look really big.
♪ Tell her to hold 'cause I'm busy Kickin' rhymes to the rhythm ♪
Get the fuck out of here.
Do you think, like, it would be...?
This is not about some famous athlete and his weed.
No, I stole them.
- Is that what they think we did to him? - Yeah.
Friends come and go...
Oh, Jesus, fuck me. Oh...
I was just looking for this girl that I love, and she loves you.
...and that's because I love you.
- Ah! - Ha-ha-ha. Is that scary?
It has been a long time.
Awesome. Sure, I'll hold your cane.
And you know I'm proud of what you've become.
Tommy Owens. Quarterback. The Messiah.
It doesn't matter. I just need to tell you something. Okay?
My phone! It's close! I got to go!
Really resourceful of you.
I'm going all in.
That's amazing. Where did you get all this shit?
...being uncomfortable can be a good thing.
Back off, man!
I lost my phone, and I'm using this app to try to find it.
No, no, no. Jizz all over me. I like that shit.
...go to the corner of Grand and Berry.
Thanks so much for dinner, Mrs. Roberts.
They are fucking real!
♪ What a happy sound ♪
Fuck it. Thanks.
How you think I'm having such an amazing season?
Mystery Trackers The Void
♪ Honeys form a line 'Cause I always seem to capture ♪
I don't really like to do that stuff, Ma.
You know what? I'm tripping. I'm gonna just text you, all right?
Wow. Ha-ha-ha.
- Thank you. - You're very welcome.
♪ It's time to dip dive dip, You might break your hip ♪
♪ Mom's cooking chicken And collard greens ♪
There was a young lady that he used to date that he ran into today...
Unh!
And now I think I just got to balance it out.
Oh, shit. Is this Sarah's phone?
- Ha-ha-ha. - Holy shit.
...from current Isaac.
What does that even mean?
I'll be your daddy, Chris'll be your mommy.
This is amazing.
♪ So open your eyes, lend us an ear We want to say ♪
- I'm Isaac. - You don't need to meet him.
♪ Far from illiterate Always seem to get a hit ♪
This is a sign if I've ever seen a sign.
Tell Isaac, I'll see you in a couple hours.
You wanna go back to the hotel room?
Grand and Berry, please!
I stole some hash from my brother. Rolled it in this doobie.
Go.
How fucked up are you right now?
This isn't your phone, man.
♪ Yeah, you ♪
- Your family is coming? - Yeah.
My hands are stuck!
We're not helping him get over his own problems.
It's a dope night.
- No. It's cool. - It's all good.
- Is he cool with it? - Yeah, I think so.
♪ Yo, Pete, there's a girl on the phone ♪
I'm sorry!
- Ethan. - What?
Are these Micro Machines?
Rough night, huh?
Makes me proud.
We're gonna go to the party, because Sarah's gonna go to the party.
Super famous.
No, E.
- No, no. Merry Christmas. - Mwah.
Light his dick.
Dude, I am such a fan.
How about that, Rudolph? Huh?
Let's do it.
♪ If you try to step to this Don't even consider it ♪
- No candy for you. - No.
We just got one thing to say!
♪ - I might give a scratch - Yes, cousin ♪
Oh. All right. I'll get your hundreds.
- I don't see anybody. - I don't know where they are right now.
♪ But wait up I save this subject for later ♪
Whimsy. Determined, though.
I'm gonna be right back.
- Yo, man. - I see you made it.
It's loading. There it is! It's in midtown.
Me when Poppy wails
...that maybe I've been lying to, maybe, myself and you...
Get out.
If you're in the season of giving, hit me up @Chrisrob11, hashtag selfless giving.
- Oh, my God! Look at you guys. - It's so good to see you!
Is this cocaine? I haven't done cocaine for 11 years, I don't think.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Yeah, I'm bringing these two guys...
That's cool.
Thank you for my momma.
No, I'm not.
...and I'm not wearing some pseudo-racist, fake-ass acrylic sweater!
Yeah, that's what I call it. What you call it?
Look, can you help me out?
- ...by going, Sold! - Oh, my God!
- Who the fuck are you? - Hey. He's my friend!
- I'm gonna go to the bar, get more to drink. - No. No, no.
- Wow! Congratulations, man! - Huh? Right?
What are you coming back for? Just go that way!
What happened to peace? Peace. C-Rob out.