Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Come on. - Heh, heh, heh.
She destroyed Wrecking Ball. It was amazing.
...for stalking you, a little bit.
I'm never getting in that dude's car again. He freaked me out.
Oh, man. Hey, good seeing you, dude. Long time.
We should get ready to go, guys. We have to move. We're gonna miss the party.
We need him! We're not leaving without him!
He needs something.
Hey! Hi!
Look how tiny you are!
♪ Never filled with anger A good body banger ♪
Give us this day our daily bread
We just thought maybe you'd wanna hang out.
♪ Everybody get down ♪♪
Put it in a bag and leave it somewhere!
What do you mean? How do you get in?
Appreciate it. I'm pretty high on Molly right now.
Hey, yo.
I'm happy for you. Your last Christmas...
How's the music going? Any gigs coming up?
- Where do we get some weed from? - Uh...
Your best shit, man. That chronic, that drow, that...
- Ugh. - Don't throw up on me.
I think I call it putting a needle in your ass. That's what I call it.
...some normal shit that boyfriends do after two years of dating.
...but you just got good. How is that?
♪ And if you get to stick around I'll show you what I mean ♪
You got me, I stole your weed.
No, you don't understand.
...and you get to go to the big dumb party you've always wanted to go to.
Ha-ha-ha. What's up?
Just looking into your soul, man.
Hey.
What are you seeing?
...I do ask Betsy about you.
I said yes, because Miley clearly wanted me to say yes!
- This is for you. - Nice.
- Someone's sending me dicks. - Someone's sending you that?
...good job.
Why the fuck would she call that many times? Oh, no, she's calling again.
How long did Mr. Green say he would be here in?
Fuck my friends.
- It's the same God. - Uh-uh.
- You feel good? - Yeah.
- Magical night, isn't it? - Jesus. You scared me.
I put my hands on you.
I'm sorry! I'm just happy!
You should not be having this fucking baby.
- Well, I'm not Julia Roberts. - Ha-ha-ha.
This is kind of cool-tasting. Tastes like pennies or something.
Sarah!
Oh, my fucking God! Oh, my God!
- Been a long time, yeah. - I remember you.
- It's ringing. - Okay.
I got beat up by a couple of Santa Clauses.
Who in here follow Chrisrob11?
We got her! We got her!
You're a cheater.
- His social media game is crazy. - On point.
...we have sex, yes.
It's not in my car.
I'm not saying she wouldn't be happy to see me, all right?
♪ I'm chilling and cooling Just like a snowman ♪
Unh!
This is so much fun!
Tonight's different.
...it seemed for him Christmas had sung its swan song.
Cherish that shit.
♪ No more sorrow ♪
...but you, you're all alone, just like a fucking dum-dum.
I can fly.
Yeah, he's a sweetheart.
Man, I guess that settles it.
You killed somebody for those?
♪ So flow with the flow Because you know I'm good to go ♪
Eighteen years in the future.
Hi. Just you, sir?
What the hell?
May I help you?
I'll meet you at the F Train.
- Oh, Jesus. - Stop it.
- Okay! You're on drugs! - Yes!
I don't know who I'm gonna start with, but I know who I'm gonna end with.
Just not too hard.
I'm an athlete, so drug-free body. Drug-free zone. No smoking.
Please. I wanna go right now.
I don't know what you do at this point, but get rid of this fucking baby!
- Where's the barf bag? - There's no barf bags.
Yeah, yeah! Some of that.
Oh, shit! Are you guys a couple?
Before...
That guy James, whoever James is, he's got a fantastic cock on him.
All these gorgeous dick pics. A-plus dick pics.
♪Skins when I want 'em But only when I eat 'em ♪
♪ But it's time to get wreck With the creator ♪
- ...right now? - I'm just saying.
This better fucking work.
If I die, they will play this video at my funeral!
I'm packing all this shit up.
You did fucking look at my phone.
All right, everybody, give it up to my friend.
I just wanted to talk to you.
We miss them too.
- Yes, you are! - What the fuck are you talking about?
- She stole your weed? - Yeah.
Actually, it's kind of amazing. It's really fun...
People are just on their phones the whole time.
You didn't look at any shit on my phone, did you?
People want love.
It's incredibly sensitive. Wow, what's on the phone?
Hey, Isaac. You okay?
Red light, red light!
What the fuck?
Yeah, I'm staying with them, but I'm going to this thing with Sarah.
No. Don't say that.
- Yeah, which one are you? - Look at that sweater!
I think she just wanted you to do...
♪ No grief and no pain ♪
...and then I'll go. I promise.
♪ A love no one could deny ♪
She made the whole relationship about the one thing I didn't wanna do.
I know. So it's here.
Shut up and go.
♪ Don't you ever say I just walked away ♪
One of us has to be not freaking out.
That's not right!
You're about to have the best night of your life.
- Tommy! - C-Money, what's up, my man?
Don't do that.
We're not gonna split up now. Let's go to the party.
More whimsical.
I think moving around, maybe, from the dancing.
Figure we can now.