Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? We're not doing gifts now, are we?
You want me to come there? To see you?
What?
I don't know what to do. I'm fucking freaking out. Do I do it? Should I do it?
Are you sure one of your famous friends...
It's a long story.
I never wanna let go.
FIND THE OPPORTUNITY, AND SEIZE IT, BY ASKING HER THIS QUESTION?
It's your last Christmas together, so have fun. Enjoy it.
I knew that you were gonna be at that bar last night.
Three French hens
Just do it!
♪ We want to say ♪
It’s a real surprise
Um, you know I'm busy, so...
...because that would change everything.
And Chris is just too fucking famous to hang out with us anymore.
- I'm praying. - I think that's a Jewish thing.
Thank you.
Sarah has your phone. So I'm calling it.
Of course.
That's cute.
What?
- Oh, you smell like weed. - No.
How you doing? It's good to see you.
Do you like him again?
Oh, yeah.
- Boom! - What is it?
What the fuck is that?
- Weird. It has a coppery flavor? - Yeah.
What the fuck! Are you guys okay? Are you okay?
...because it's the giving season and they do be gobbling, you know what I mean?
Merry Christmas.
I guess that's my cue.
You're smarter than I am.
We started out pretty small.
You have friends who want to spend the holidays with you.
♪ Before I say goodbye Suckers gave a good try ♪
♪ By New Year's night ♪
You just stay calm, all right?
♪ The cold wind is blowing And the streets are getting dark ♪
Got my prenup.
- Look, he's not right, dude. - Gonna mellow out.
What do you mean?
Do they even make payphones anymore?
Chris motherfucking Roberts.
- Oh, yeah. Ricky Martin. - Oh!
You boys are so sweet. Thank you for coming.
Yes, I addressed that in the speech.
...in front of hundreds and hundreds of people.
- Help. - Isaac.
Tell him to bring some green with him.
Shit! Look! Now she's stealing from homeless people!
That was a joke, Isaac. Give me some credit.
When? You know, a little bit after you guys ran off without me.
- Isaac? - Yo!
What about you? Sitting around wasting your fucking life away.
♪ All I wanted Was to break your walls ♪
- People love C-Rob. - Wow.
It's our beautiful baby girl.
Show me the elf face.
She doesn't know that much about drugs. The proportions of this shit is all off.
- Ah! - The Jewish guy crucified the Messiah!
I'm sorry.
- He looks fine. - No, you don't!
- You're so fucking sweaty. - I know. It's warm and I'm on Molly.
...figured I'm working on Christmas anyway, so I should do it too.
♪ Run away as fast as you can ♪
Please, punch him in the face!
Do you think I could, like, handle it?
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If I can deliver this weed...
Thank you.
I don't know. Why don't we check?
- Really? You didn't tell her? - No.
- Here you go. - Thank you so much. Appreciate that.
...and you said you weren't in the right head place for her to move in.
That's your dick.
Hallelur
...that I thought was pretty damn awesome.
Santa's not real, you pricky infant.
...that I'm kind of dating.
If you get paid for that you'd be really successful.
Yeah.
♪ I never hit so hard in love ♪
Tell Isaac I'll see him in a couple hours.
♪ Three French hens ♪
- Play some Nintendo? - Yeah, N64?
You knew.
I wasn't able to get the weed, man. Shit fell apart. You know what I mean?
What?
♪ It's time to get wreck With the creator ♪
Why not?
What if I screw this up?
Check out what Betsy gave me.
You usually stay with them on Christmas Eve, no?
♪ And a partridge in a pear tree ♪
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪♪
- You're Tommy Owens! - Yeah, yeah, thank you.
- What? - Ah!
♪ I never hit so hard in love ♪
I don't always wear a sweater, obviously.
No! Dude! What the fuck!
And I have to tell you to listen to me...
Are you giving birth to piss?
Okay. Okay. Then I will.
YOU TELL HER YOU LOVE HER?
...for killing it again this Christmas.
A new regimen? That's what you call it?
- It's still over. - It's over. Don't worry about it.
- I'm fucking... I got your nose! - Yikes.
Mr. Green
The lights in here fucking with you guys? Like a lot.
You're an actual Grinch. You're like the mayor of Whoville.
His mama and papa both tragically gone...
Aim it out the window, aim it out the window! Oh!
Damn it, why'd I tell him that?
You should just do it. Why not?
♪ To set the record straight I'll be damned if eat 'em ♪
Merry Christmas to you too, man.
To be told that they might wreck themselves.
You pretended like that was just coincidence.
You really are the Messiah! You saved my fantasy team last year, bro!
Whoo! Nice!
These two are together. No, gotta take the ticket.
Okay. We'll see you soon.
No, no, no. You don't get to make those executive decisions, elf.
Oh, my God. Are you gonna cry? Aw.
...and your song a lot.
Ethan!