Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- He looks fine. - No, you don't!
Of course.
...for killing it again this Christmas.
You usually stay with them on Christmas Eve, no?
If you get paid for that you'd be really successful.
Whoo! Nice!
- Really? You didn't tell her? - No.
Chris motherfucking Roberts.
Tell him to bring some green with him.
Why not?
...that I thought was pretty damn awesome.
...and you said you weren't in the right head place for her to move in.
- Isaac? - Yo!
Thank you.
I guess that's my cue.
What about you? Sitting around wasting your fucking life away.
- Ah! - The Jewish guy crucified the Messiah!
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪♪
Yeah.
- I'm fucking... I got your nose! - Yikes.
- Boom! - What is it?
Merry Christmas to you too, man.
- Here you go. - Thank you so much. Appreciate that.
♪ Run away as fast as you can ♪
Show me the elf face.
That's cute.
What?
How you doing? It's good to see you.
She doesn't know that much about drugs. The proportions of this shit is all off.
You knew.
- I'm praying. - I think that's a Jewish thing.
Sarah has your phone. So I'm calling it.
♪ The cold wind is blowing And the streets are getting dark ♪
- Weird. It has a coppery flavor? - Yeah.
YOU TELL HER YOU LOVE HER?
I don't know what to do. I'm fucking freaking out. Do I do it? Should I do it?
- Help. - Isaac.
What the fuck! Are you guys okay? Are you okay?
That was a joke, Isaac. Give me some credit.
Three French hens
Shit! Look! Now she's stealing from homeless people!
No, no, no. You don't get to make those executive decisions, elf.
These two are together. No, gotta take the ticket.
Um, you know I'm busy, so...
It’s a real surprise
♪ We want to say ♪
Just do it!
You boys are so sweet. Thank you for coming.
Do they even make payphones anymore?
- People love C-Rob. - Wow.
It's a long story.
If I can deliver this weed...
♪ And a partridge in a pear tree ♪
What do you mean?
I knew that you were gonna be at that bar last night.
You're smarter than I am.
What?
Aim it out the window, aim it out the window! Oh!
♪ I never hit so hard in love ♪
FIND THE OPPORTUNITY, AND SEIZE IT, BY ASKING HER THIS QUESTION?
♪ Before I say goodbye Suckers gave a good try ♪
No! Dude! What the fuck!
Okay. Okay. Then I will.
Oh, yeah.
His mama and papa both tragically gone...
And Chris is just too fucking famous to hang out with us anymore.
♪ It's time to get wreck With the creator ♪
You pretended like that was just coincidence.
Damn it, why'd I tell him that?
- What? - Ah!
♪ To set the record straight I'll be damned if eat 'em ♪
And I have to tell you to listen to me...
- Oh, you smell like weed. - No.
- You're Tommy Owens! - Yeah, yeah, thank you.
Oh, my God. Are you gonna cry? Aw.
Thank you.
You should just do it. Why not?
- Look, he's not right, dude. - Gonna mellow out.
Do you like him again?
A new regimen? That's what you call it?
♪ Three French hens ♪
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You really are the Messiah! You saved my fantasy team last year, bro!
We started out pretty small.
I never wanna let go.
- Oh, yeah. Ricky Martin. - Oh!
♪ By New Year's night ♪
You just stay calm, all right?
What? We're not doing gifts now, are we?
Tell Isaac I'll see him in a couple hours.
Santa's not real, you pricky infant.
...in front of hundreds and hundreds of people.
I don't always wear a sweater, obviously.
That's your dick.
Are you giving birth to piss?
Check out what Betsy gave me.
Merry Christmas.
I wasn't able to get the weed, man. Shit fell apart. You know what I mean?
Please, punch him in the face!
You're an actual Grinch. You're like the mayor of Whoville.
- It's still over. - It's over. Don't worry about it.
The lights in here fucking with you guys? Like a lot.
- Play some Nintendo? - Yeah, N64?
I don't know. Why don't we check?
I'm sorry.
What?
Are you sure one of your famous friends...
...because that would change everything.
Mr. Green
You want me to come there? To see you?
Hallelur
What the fuck is that?
It's your last Christmas together, so have fun. Enjoy it.
When? You know, a little bit after you guys ran off without me.
You have friends who want to spend the holidays with you.
...figured I'm working on Christmas anyway, so I should do it too.
Got my prenup.
To be told that they might wreck themselves.
...because it's the giving season and they do be gobbling, you know what I mean?
What if I screw this up?
- You're so fucking sweaty. - I know. It's warm and I'm on Molly.
Yes, I addressed that in the speech.
Okay. We'll see you soon.
♪ I never hit so hard in love ♪
Do you think I could, like, handle it?
Ethan!
...that I'm kind of dating.
♪ All I wanted Was to break your walls ♪
It's our beautiful baby girl.
...and your song a lot.