Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Go big or go home ♪
This is what you guys missed.
Dude, we've got to get to this party or I'm gonna get fucking divorced.
♪ Beats are rough and rugged Pete Rock is the creator ♪
It's not gonna be easy to tell the world either.
Oh. Hey, yo, C-Money, while I got you on the phone...
So that Christmas, I didn't have any family to be with...
Come here, little sweetie. Come here.
- Come on. I got you. I got you. - Unh. Unh.
It’s a Christmas Miracle!!
You buying that for somebody and you're not gonna test it?
♪ Where do lonely hearts go? ♪
If you want this woman, you're gonna have to work for her.
How's it going? Hey, merry Christmas.
Okay, now... Now, take a dump.
Okay, okay, okay.
- They just leave. - And they take off.
Go down to the corner and make a right! Hurry up, man! Chase her!
...they sent me on a spirit quest.
I just think your mom would be happy to see you on Christmas.
...because right now I have clarity.
Uh, does Isaac have Sarah's phone by any chance?
You have one joint?
Cool.
That was some shit!
I love you a lot.
No, no, no, I'm kidding! I'll drive!
I would have if I'd known it was you, maybe.
Who wouldn't want a dick that looks like that?
Or, I don't know, maybe that's just an excuse.
- Really? - Yeah.
Gonna find my phone.
- His social media game is crazy! - Crazy!
You look insane. Only your right eye is working.
Swallow it Like a girl would
...with so many drinks for one to imbibe.
Good evening.
Heh-heh. You serious?
Wow.
Yeah! You need to get your fucking life together. Tell him, Isaac.
Practice.
Hi!
♪ Let's have a toast For the scumbags ♪
I'll get this address.
Oh. Here we go. Here we go.
Yeah, no.
Say the grace, boy.
Green boy
Little bit. Could you tell? Am I wearing it on my sleeve?
Yes, good.
Let's get something else going here.
Isaac?
What happened?
My boy Hans Gruber died like this.
We could call Mr. Green.
Eventually, they come to your door, you're like, Eh.
Shh, shh, shh.
Sit down. The show's about to start.
Let's do it, baby.
Okay, fellas, let's hear it for Sierra!
♪ That'll never take work off ♪
I'm not. Don't say that. Are you mad at me?
- Are you laughing? - This is hilarious.
- Cool way to enter a party, right? - Yeah.
Honestly... Okay, I can't watch anymore.
"...With So Many Drinks For One To Imbibe."
That serves you right.
With really huge dicks.
We got to do this responsible thing and I got to say...
What?
...that it represents!
It's the super fan, sex maniac that stole my weed.
I'm gonna come clean with you.
Josh, hit the gas! Go! We got to catch that girl!
I'm the worst mom. I'm gonna be terrible.
Okay. Here's the bad news.
It's my party.
Hey, Reverend Run, man. It's your boy, Reverend Run.
- No. - No?
Yeah, sure. Whatever you got, bro.
...and you deserve this. So Merry Christmas.
Turn it up, now! Holla!
I was with two other guys and now I'm in a fight...
They're just a couple of drunk assholes!
♪ It's Christmas time In Hollis, Queens ♪
Let's go outside and Instagram. My social media game is on point!
No, no, no. We're not going inside. My mom's probably asleep.
Yeah, it's our tradition.
- Shit. Wait, pause it. - No, no pause.
Let's party!
What?
- Soup's on! - Yay.
- Hey. - Yeah?
You need to give me a hundred bucks and get the fuck out of my car right now.
From a cognitive level, if you speak to kids like they're adults...
- This is so cool. - Shh, whisper.
♪ Nobody ought to be Alone on Christmas ♪
They're great people. They're interracial.
Merry Christmas. What are you guys doing here?
This guy's dick is off the charts.
...cool, bro.
She's cool. I miss her.
No. You don't understand, man! It's really important! It's for Tommy.
I deserve that.
...to wash down my medication, please?
- Fuck! - Yes!
So that gives us several hours to hit as many Christmas traditions as possible!
I'm taking the fucking sweater off!
- Nice to see you. - Merry Christmas.
Stupid.
Come around!
About 20 years ago...
♪ Beats made of rupture Rhymes made of rapture ♪
No one has, I don't think.
Sorry, I can't believe it. Who are you?
Ugh. My eyes aren't working.
I'm just talking to your lovely daughters...
Fuck you, baby!
And though year upon year they tried and they failed...
You made him feel bad. Why don't you just leave him alone.
You will learn valuable lessons, be filled with Christmas cheer...
I don't know if we're really replacing this with another tradition.
I don't understand what's happening. Where are we?
They need you, kid.
I did. And also...
- Put it in a bag and leave it somewhere! - Heh, heh, heh.
We'll never get a fucking cab over here!
I hate to bug you.
- Do you not feel that? - Oh, no!
You walk in there looking like a shit show...
Okay. Yeah?
- Oh. Isaac. You have a bloody nose. - Huh?
It's harder to stay friends with people when you're older.
Unh! Oh!
This is a very expensive coat, so take care of it.
♪ My word is beneficial Pete Rock is the issue ♪
♪ Let's have a toast For the assholes ♪
Turn your phone off. You're gonna wake her up.
You know what I mean?
- She didn't pick up. - What?!
- Do it, do it, do it. - Wait.
Hats ok, My feelings aren't hurt, not really
Yeah! Ha-ha.
Obviously, he's joking.
- It's gonna be fucking awesome. - I'm gonna propose!
Come on and give us a pat.
Okay.
In the red. Move. Yeah, thanks.
Ethan, you and I both know, Miley was flawless.
Go ahead. Go get the weed.
See through what? Let's talk about it. What do you see, Isaac?
You look good.
- You're here for that? - Yes.
I'm gonna level with you, I'm a little fucked up right now.
If you guys ain't doing nothing later, you should stop by this party I'm throwing.
That's so nice of you to say.
You're 34 years old.
Shotgun! Ha-ha-ha.
Who've got enormous, almost novelty-sized dicks.
No, my nose is very tingly right now. And I actually don't feel much. That's so weird.
- He just threw up. - Yeah.