Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the fuck...
It's okay, man.
...14 years ago to this very night, a tradition was born.
Where's Diana? This is, like, our song.
That's why you're coming back here with a full tray.
- That's funny. Sold! - Ha-ha.
How's things going with that?
I'm capturing this on my Sony Xperia Ultra phone.
Whimsy Whimsical
- Wait. I know them. Hi! - Hi.
It's only a few blocks away. I'm sure they'd appreciate it.
That was just me being really...
I was there when you won this. You must be so proud.
When I'm inside I'd normally take it off. I think it would hurt my friends' feelings.
Later, sucka!
You don't know? Did they say anything?
- Did you drink a lot of it? - Kind of!
Oh, my God! That is so romantic. That is the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
Yeah. I'm sorry.
We should go to Christmas Tree at Rockefeller Center.
- Ah! - It's happening again.
...there's only one Messiah.
I'm Jewish.
You've been so focused on me and the baby...
- You are? - Isn't that crazy?
♪ But point blank You just can't see this ♪
Didn't wanna interrupt while you guys were rolling back there.
They drank many drinks, they fucked shit up.
I didn't get that was the vibe I was putting out there.
That year some drunk, fucking asshole hit my parents with a car.
It was a pretty dumb thing you did.
Sorry to be like a Grinch. You're into it.
Hi, Sarah! Whaddup?
...his friends came over and forced him to leave.
Holy fucking shit!
I don't need to talk about it.
You bringing anyone?
Probably. She never throws my stuff away. Why?
Yeah.
Yo, it's the Red Bull Limo, guys!
- Calling my man Tommy Owens. - You're calling Tommy Owens?
You need to give me 100 bucks And get the fuck out of my car right now
Enormous, almost novelty size dicks
Oh, shit, Messiah, White Jesus in the building.
Now, where are you going?
Put it in a basket and push it down a fucking river!
No, man. Fuck that, dude. It's Christmas.
I’m not fucked up at all Sarah…. I’m your rock.
Where is she? Where is she?
The phone's buzzing. You have to pause it.
♪ Silent Night ♪
We're kind of going not too hard, but pretty hard.
You gonna be around tomorrow?
...because you're gonna lose at GoldenEye.
You're not gonna wreck yourself.
And remember, it's not a good deed if no one knows about it.
I think it's our job to sort of just keep him in check.
Oh, no. I don't think that's a good idea.
Shit, Pop. Thanks.
All right.
Man, damn dog, you look just as white as they do.
- Hi. - Hi.
You know, like a spirit quest in an Oliver Stone movie or Young Guns.
Here you go. Drip, drop. Drip, drop.
What were you doing in the nativity scene?
Oh, come on. How does this fucking work?
Whoa. Happy feet, happy feet.
Let's have a drink. I'll be right back.
I got a great north Cali bud...
- Sup, dude? - What are you guys doing here?
- Ha-ha-ha. - He's an old man now.
I said yes because everybody was looking at me.
Great video, by the way. I just watched it.
Isaac's about to have a baby.
...to kind of trip out a little bit, look at the lights, all the sparkly lights.
Sometimes, you think it's easy to tell your friend something...
- Don't take off that sweater! - I'm taking the sweater off!
What was that? Come again.
And I wanted tonight to be sort of a special night for me and her.
Really?
Tom page
Argh!
Look who it is. Who are these guys?
You're Miley Cyrus.
- Photobomb! - There you go. All right.
When I let you go, that was just me fucking up...
Did he tell you that they've named a park after him?
- You're a great dancer, man. - Oh, thanks, dude.
- You found me? - Check you out.
I'm not gonna stop.
Save us a seat.
Then why would they do it?
Mm. Good beer.
...and meeting old people.
Unh!
♪ I'm so gifted at finding What I don't like the most ♪
You make me laugh. You're cool as hell. You don't take any shit.
What's happening?
The thing I'm working on now...
You just look funny.
All right. That's fine.
♪ My name's DMC With the mic in my hand ♪
No, we're not gonna follow her. Let's just drop off the food and go to the party!
♪ Fortified with soul 'Cause that's what I give 'em ♪
I'm on steroids, now what?
♪ Decorate the house With lights at night ♪
...they never did tire, they never did bail.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah. It's a lot.
There's just a lot you don't understand.
I'm gonna teach you a Christmas lesson, you naughty boy.
- Yeah. - I'm gonna call Betsy. I'll be right back.
Hi! I'm Isaac, nice to meet you.
Are you gonna propose to me again?
That just happens now?
This has gotta be some kind of Christmas miracle, because she talks about you...
Obviously, that was a joke. I am totally cool with it.
- Through the trippy tunnel of lights. - Yeah.
- Great, thank you, Josh. - Raise partition.
- You saw my dick? - Did I ever! Oh, my God!
- What's up, man? - Hey, Chris.
Is it cologne?
No, they didn't take the fucking tickets!
♪ Either one, can't be seen Honeys call me tall and lean ♪
We will release the location of our party at 10 p.m.
♪ We got ya, we got ya, we got ya ♪
Santa pub crawl, bro!
You are now looking at the face and body of Rhella Hydronics
Poppy
I've made a decision.
I can't just be lollygagging around...
Yeah. I agree with that.
Yo! Back the fuck up, all right?
Did they mug you? Did they take the tickets?
It's not important.
This is so great. I'll have my phone with me.
♪ Let's have a toast For the douchebags ♪
A half hour for Mr. Green could be like two hours of standing here.
I couldn't even tell you were pregnant till I saw you from the side.
You ever think maybe they're all part of the same Tini family?
It's a bunch of drugs. We eat a little 'shrooms...
Okay. I think I'm good.
- So maybe go and run the other way. - Where should I go?
The friends hung on Christmas and fun was their mission.