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and I'm gonna ask him to put me
♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
Sandy!
and get shot in the head.
Kick her ass!
in white phosphorus.
I'll set him straight.
Ugh, I've told this story so many times today.
Golf?!
There's no birthday party for me in here.
Stuffington Academy.
♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪
I don't want to see the blue jay.
No more having to chop .
Because your dad is going to talk to you
Aah...
I want that kind of relationship with you.
looks like you're dying of cuteness.
Either we could see a movie
Just be normal.
Your eminence.
Mm, mm, you're a troubled child.
No, we're not!
snotty private school kids.
Oh? Why is that?
I did some favors today
'Kay, Mommy.
I made waves!
Like a set of tennis or a game of checkers.
so you can be friends with that senator.
No, don't.
Can I ask you a favor?
You wouldn't do that!
Still playing your short irons in the front of your stance?
JKM Plumbing's coming on Tuesday.
Senator, we've known each other for nearly two days now.
Sure. Come by tonight for dinner and we can talk.
Yeah, just golf talk.
Thank you, sir.
Jerk's got his stereo attached to his scooter.