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Pay the check.
Spoon with the holes.
- I'm gonna start stealing stuff. - That's a bad idea.
But not in the bathroom. Folks looking at me on the potty would be wrong.
It's nice. Clean.
BABAR was Recorded on Grape Before a Live Audience.
It isn't. I couldn't even look this time. I took off.
- I'm not good at the pet thing. - He likes little girls.
Oh, baby, dry those dishes. Uh-huh.
I think she's one of them.
So who do we blame - the hen or the cook?
There's a Hot Pocket in the microwave calling my name. Don't try to stop me.
Because I have noticed an erosion over the past few days.
- I have to go do this. - OK.
Don't say a word.
Reason 3, Webisode 25
and I'm sorry to say the response to your visit was not what I hoped.
And if a home was a place where you felt comfortable...
He's in a better mood this afternoon.
I'm working. Oh...
- What was it for? - Some beer advertisement.
When someone is flying through life that's what you tell them.
What?
- The dog's going in too. - Georgia, this is a small space we share.
Yeah. I lost everything I own. Everything.
- Millie. May I have a moment? - Sure.
Oh, Christ. My boss has a wooden leg.
It's all yours. I don't need this bullshit.
His name is Henry Lancridge. He made a lot of money in real estate.
You took her soul. What did you see?
I don't know. Maybe his owner was a boozer.
- You don't think I can take care of a dog? - Not true.