Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The last 20 years of your wife's memory have been erased.
Let's get back at them by dating each other.
Don't trust him! He just pretends to eat cookies, but he never swallows anything.
I'm sure he's just waiting for the perfect time to surprise me.
Hey, are you, like, a narc? I feel like I've seen you somewhere before.
drinking and doing lots of drugs.
Because I promised Derek I'd meet him for a drink. That's why 9:00!
You ran away with my memory-erased mother to a pagan festival...
You just gave me my reach-around.
Narc! Narc!
Unbelievable. How did she ever hook up with a stiff like Dad?
You know, we're about to go on tour to Bangkok and Amsterdam...
A suit like me? Well then, I'll get rid of the suit.
before you delete that stupid national anthem ripoff crap, you need a check and no red $$$
Oh, my God! Stop!
Oh, my God. Lindsay Coolidge.
Hey, Jewel, Steve here is gonna set you up on a date.
It's all about life, love and the power of community.
Your favorite song...
Hmm! No time to poop. I'll just do it on the way down the stairs.
- It's not weird. I'm your dad. - She's coming to.
- And this is Jewel. - Your date.
You know what? If you don't get why this day...
Riglin!
- Def Leppard? - Francine, what year is it?
Today? Wait!
Well, that's just what the experts at the lab say...
I’m in the shower! Good morning.
It was on a slow train to Death City...