Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't want you to feel like you have to be fun.

You left me alone all night long!

Well, I'm sure my guests will show up any minute, so, you should probably go.

I've been in your position before, and this party is hard.

I don't know why this keeps happening.

I'm looking for the owner of a blue Tesla.

You've brought so many wives and girlfriends to these parties,

you don't need to tell them! Just live your life!

Yeah, she sounds awesome.

I'm not sure I get our costumes.

-What? But this party is so fun! -It's not fun for me.

No, in the sense that you are literally wearing a costume

The important thing is we both look super-cute,

I was going to say you not listening and I repeat, you don't listen,

I deserve to be adored by a man, yet here my dreams lie dormant!

At the end of last year's Halloween party, you said, "Let's do this again next year,"

In my opinionation... Yes.

And you're also a baby?

Sweetheart, you disappeared while I was in the bathroom.

There. You're a one-night stand. Get it? Nightstand?

-Whoa! Cool house. -Oh, thank you.

so either way, it's totally cool. Totally cool. [hiccups]

-Seems like a lot of explaining. -People will get it.

Skirmish with the members of the Baby-Sitter's Club?

And to be at a famous person's house, at an event with 25 years of history,

if they both boinked Friendster, which I guess was a thing in the '70s?

I was a rebound. And he loved me, so much, for ten years.

What's up with the waitress?

Okay, I've got an idea.

I'll be on you like Urkel on Laura. "Will I do that?"

maybe we should start paying attention more

I can't do this anymore. You! Take my shift!