The Promotion - The Office [S06E03]

In the memo line, I'm going to write, "To love's eternal glory."

Pro, you get to share your pros and cons list with the other nerds.

Well, to be fair, Jim, James... Jimothy.

That is Jim's now. I am exclusively big picture. Epic.

Like money? Like, you want my money?

My cousin makes the most amazing romantic birdhouse mailboxes.

introducing a line of toilet paper.

They all have heart-ons for you.

Con, you unzip your pants and you'll find

This is Michael, senior co-manager.

You know what would help is a pros and cons list for our options.

How Michael spends his time.

Like money? You want my money?

My plan, a man, Panama.

Eighteen thousand dollars and a chance at the title!

I'd have to go with L.C. Heidi's a bad friend and her skin is terrible.

that there's a calculator down there.

Let's get Jim. Tick, and drag Jim out of his office, tock,

PHYLLIS: This isn't a game, you know, it's our livelihood.

As you can see, we have procrastinating and distracting others.

I don't think we registered anywhere. We just want cash.

I deserved that promotion. Not Jim.

What do you mean by "these" people?

would you guys rather have $100 now or $5,000 a year from now?

Usually a 10, but I'm feeling like a zero.