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i mean, how stupid is your species ?
stan, how do you think the hollises beat us every year ?
UMMM THE SURVEILANCE CAMERAS CAUGHT THE FILM STUDENTS DOING A HEIST (silly students... game students would never make such a mistake and would not be caught)!
we'd like to talk to you about your pinewood derby car.
suck on that, hollis !
here, come take a look !
get those hands up ! let me see those hands !
you see, stan ?
will you listen to me for five seconds ?!
or your whole planet is gonna get it, see ?!
hey, guys, finland's dead.
your son seems to have some pretty inspirational words.
and have our car inspected to qualify.
and it's now headed to our planet.
but they ain't gonna catch me, you got that ?
just something about that planet didn't feel right.
with all the world leaders.
no, japan !
was contacted by... an alien life force.
it's best we come clean now.
( sighing )
mathematical semi-tonal is fine.
* headed on up to south park *
* and meet some friends of mine *
no-- space cash, no.
and space cash is only worth
gwaaaaarkkk !
you got nothing on us !
do it now !
but first we do the space-cash test,
i went and got something to put inside our car
caught here in these photos, the troubled rebel princess
dad-- dad, you know we can't make the car go as fast
we know !
nasa has confirmed that an alien ship
as before with only the approved pinewood derby kit.