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- Yeah? - Betty!
You can't fight me if you're locked in a trunk.
- Allfather of the gods? - Shh!
- Wow. - What?
I'm running on fumes.
Um...
Uh, uh, well, Tonya said if I ever needed--
Silence! You have left me no choice.
I'm sorry, okay?
Whoa! What the...?
Who's a fish? Who's a fish?
And I want to repay you
uh, July 27th.
Alvey! No!
I'm your dad.
Well, isn't it great
Pick up the phone!
I think there's a problem.
I think we should let the kid decide.
No!
Wha-- babe!
Look at the pretty colors.
of course!
Ow. Sir, that is museum property.
Well, I just kind of quit trying so hard and...
Come on, son. Let's go home.
That is Thor, God of Thunder,
Loki!
Rainbow VOMITER
really, really wanna have a baby.
Um, and if he gets cranky, you just put him in his car seat
Hey, Otis.
It's Alvey. It's Alvey. It was Alvey. See?
Son.
Tonya! Oh, it's really you.
just like his brothers and sisters.
What is it?
Well you'd better watch out
Hook me up. Show me the magic.
- Yeah. Oh yeah. - Hold it right there!
- Pregnant. - Yes!
Transformers.
I've warned you! You've left me no other choice.
C-can you say "dad"?
See there's this really cute pooch Venus.
Hardy-har. Let me see your work lD, please.
And even if you banish him, he's still gonna be your son.
Um, see I've been in the turtle suit for a while now,
So, I guess you're
You're so sweet and thoughtful.
Listen,
Hey, boys and girls. I'm Torpedo Tortoise!
Now, you're gonna have to trust me
and Alvey saved me.
Tim?!
Okay, hon. Yeah, he loves you too.
Alvey's great.
- Oh my God. - Oh God, I'm so sorry.