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You're going to color right now, Jethro.
Yes, ma'am.
If you can handle the love scenes.
Of course not.
Don't you fret, Ellie.
Yes, who is it?
Clampett.
Are you Dash Riprock?
Vine.
What was that?
I said, is that clear?
Every night a different glamour girl, movie starlet or beauty queen.
Man, I could tell you stories that would curl your hair.
I can believe it.
You're not gonna let them young'uns go to work at that sin-soaked movie studio.
Later, later.
Since we're not making that picture, may I see you to your car?
Well, this is lesson number one.
the flour mill in Springfield.
Well, there was a waitress who worked for the fry cook, and she had a niece.
Oh, I figure I won't right off, Ellie.
Well, Al's sister didn't win, but the girl that did told about meeting a truck driver who picked up a hitchhiker who was a fry cook at Little Rock.
No, ma'am, Granny.
Prove.
Ellie, how come you're wearin' Granny's hat?
Well, they're going to have to go some to beat Elmer.
And if she becomes a big star, she'll make a lot of money.
90 grand.
You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heaping helping of their hospitality.
What's wrong with that?
I'm doing a little casting on my own.