Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And how'd you do that?

We can fix that.

Time just flies when you're dry-humping your way through three pairs of cords.

Wait, why did we just go out if you already have his car?

I mean, come on, even Jordan lets me keep in touch with women from my past.

You blew me off tonight to be with some random girl?

I honestly don't think I can have one more bite of your painful humiliation.

- I hope not. - Splendid.

See, that's the thing about trying to have your cake and eating it, too.

van-driving, vomit-cleaning, no-good, confounded,

Isn't that your ex-girlfriend?

When have I ever made a mountain out of a molehill?

Oh, I'm sure he'll be here soon.

We call this a brain trust, and I'm the one with all the solutions.

I lost my hair in eighth grade.

but nothing will be resolved if we don't get our issues out in the open.

Four stories and not a scratch. What are you made of?