Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See, that's the thing about trying to have your cake and eating it, too.

We can fix that.

Isn't that your ex-girlfriend?

When have I ever made a mountain out of a molehill?

And how'd you do that?

Wait, why did we just go out if you already have his car?

Time just flies when you're dry-humping your way through three pairs of cords.

van-driving, vomit-cleaning, no-good, confounded,

- I hope not. - Splendid.

I lost my hair in eighth grade.

Oh, I'm sure he'll be here soon.

I honestly don't think I can have one more bite of your painful humiliation.

I mean, come on, even Jordan lets me keep in touch with women from my past.

You blew me off tonight to be with some random girl?

but nothing will be resolved if we don't get our issues out in the open.

We call this a brain trust, and I'm the one with all the solutions.

Four stories and not a scratch. What are you made of?