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I'm gonna paint your Porsche mint green so it looks like my van's baby.
I'm going in.
Naked sweat drips.
- Hello? J.D.? - This phone is indestructible.
I don't think I can eat the rest of the evening.
- How's Milwaukee? - OK. I'm here to see a patient.
- Yeah, you should come with us! - That's the close button.
You got three missed phone calls, all from a "Rosanna."
but stop what you're doing and focus on me.
A lot of married couples hit roadblocks the first year,
and she starts pulling down her skirt.
I said control yourself!
I saved you from that eagle, Randall. I saved your job, Troy.
and I've seen debilitating pain.
Baby. Baby!
Calls from an ex would drive me nuts.
- I trusted you. - Dude, it's been a month.
Just friends.
She never asked.
Sorry, guys, can't go clubbing tonight.
Pleasure myself, weep and repeat.
- Yeah? - Come on. I'll drive you.
I gotta go to dinner anyway.