Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A lot of married couples hit roadblocks the first year,

I said control yourself!

Pleasure myself, weep and repeat.

You got three missed phone calls, all from a "Rosanna."

- Yeah? - Come on. I'll drive you.

I don't think I can eat the rest of the evening.

but stop what you're doing and focus on me.

- Yeah, you should come with us! - That's the close button.

- Hello? J.D.? - This phone is indestructible.

and she starts pulling down her skirt.

Calls from an ex would drive me nuts.

I gotta go to dinner anyway.

I saved you from that eagle, Randall. I saved your job, Troy.

- I trusted you. - Dude, it's been a month.

Naked sweat drips.

- How's Milwaukee? - OK. I'm here to see a patient.

She never asked.

I'm gonna paint your Porsche mint green so it looks like my van's baby.

Sorry, guys, can't go clubbing tonight.

and I've seen debilitating pain.