Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- She didn't like him? - No. She loved him.

I've seen smokers live to be 100

Gentlemen, Crazy Eyes Margo, I've called us together for one reason.

- J.D., are you there? - You should come.

College was weird. I was worried about being liked,

You're pressing the wrong button.

- I have a surprise for you tonight. - God, I hope it's sex. Or a pony.

how are we gonna raise our children?

They have a great song called Perfect Breasts.

So did Dr Cox pay up?

We broke up at her sorority formal.

I should get going.

Let's keep moving.

I was just friends once with a Vietnamese girl.

- OK, what's bothering me... - Hey, hey! There he is!

You know, I don't really appreciate you messing with my lady.

- Give me the details on Kylie. - Dude, it was so naughty.

I guess it wouldn't be the first time the janitor got the girl.

Because if you're lucky, maybe you won't be married for much longer.

Turk, I found your cell phone in the parking lot.

At a Ludacris concert with her birth mom.

Nothing, I was just gonna do a little laundry.

If people aren't getting to know you, they're missing out.

We don't pay you to go hide in your office. Get out there on the floor.