Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

how are we gonna raise our children?

I guess it wouldn't be the first time the janitor got the girl.

- Give me the details on Kylie. - Dude, it was so naughty.

I've seen smokers live to be 100

They have a great song called Perfect Breasts.

You know, I don't really appreciate you messing with my lady.

- I have a surprise for you tonight. - God, I hope it's sex. Or a pony.

Gentlemen, Crazy Eyes Margo, I've called us together for one reason.

I should get going.

Let's keep moving.

You're pressing the wrong button.

- OK, what's bothering me... - Hey, hey! There he is!

- She didn't like him? - No. She loved him.

I was just friends once with a Vietnamese girl.

At a Ludacris concert with her birth mom.

We don't pay you to go hide in your office. Get out there on the floor.

So did Dr Cox pay up?

We broke up at her sorority formal.

If people aren't getting to know you, they're missing out.

- J.D., are you there? - You should come.

Because if you're lucky, maybe you won't be married for much longer.

Turk, I found your cell phone in the parking lot.

College was weird. I was worried about being liked,

Nothing, I was just gonna do a little laundry.