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There's no shame in that.
- I don't know what that is. - It's kind of my thing.
Then you showed up, and it feels like fate.
I was thinking about how patient you've been, how right things feel.
...it's best to start fluid resuscitation...
Your lady?
Thank God Turk left, I can't think about sex anymore.
And then I got so flexible, I could put my legs behind my head.
I ironed my going-out hair!
They make thongs specifically for low riders now.
Get away from my doctor!
Grab blankets and all the canned goods you can carry.
but you're more concerned about your other wife.
Does he know you were being sarcastic?
I've seen crazy things at this hospital.
- Get him off! Get him off! - Patrick, down.
What was that for?
The way I got my girlfriend in junior high
She did go to a movie with her brother-in-law.
And for the record, that technique does not work with hot nachos.
I'll bet it's sex cos I don't see a pony.