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I've seen crazy things at this hospital.

- I don't know what that is. - It's kind of my thing.

- Get him off! Get him off! - Patrick, down.

What was that for?

And for the record, that technique does not work with hot nachos.

I ironed my going-out hair!

Thank God Turk left, I can't think about sex anymore.

The way I got my girlfriend in junior high

And then I got so flexible, I could put my legs behind my head.

Then you showed up, and it feels like fate.

Get away from my doctor!

There's no shame in that.

They make thongs specifically for low riders now.

I'll bet it's sex cos I don't see a pony.

but you're more concerned about your other wife.

She did go to a movie with her brother-in-law.

Does he know you were being sarcastic?

I was thinking about how patient you've been, how right things feel.

Grab blankets and all the canned goods you can carry.

...it's best to start fluid resuscitation...